Funvampire's...............

[OneBowTie]

as we post and type amongst ourselfs......for whatever reason all of us have had that funsucker show up and try to kill the party.....

who knows, perhaps for some its there only way to get noticed, so they took a funvampire pill that morning and decided the best way to get some attention was to go to the most popular threads and try to suck the fun right out of them.....you know, we've all seen from time to time someone show up on a good thread and try to take it south.....lucky for us, its usually a one time thing....and we all continue on having fun with the thread at hand

funvampire stalkers, these are some of the worse kind.....they have learned how to use the search mode, but for all the wrong reasons......they dont seem to know how to use it to find all that useful information that somehow got away.....yet, they are experts at tracking down certain posters and attempt to suck the fun out of all the threads certain posters are on......

righteous funvampires......you know the kind.....certain threads are rolling along....than they show up to explain some or all of us dont know what were talking about because we either havent been there done that.....and dont have the T-shirt to prove it.....or else they want us all to feel their venue of choice is the only venue of pedigree......and lastly, this form of funvampire usually at some point of their funsucking either throws out a big word or two and imply's that our grammer aint fit for hillbilly highway.....none the less, these funsuckers do tend to stay away from the daywalkers, but on occasion, just cant help their miserable selfs from attempting a fun suck every now and again....

general funvampires....you know the ones.....they live and lurk in the general section....they post now and again on topics that prove to us that gravity really does pull things down...QUICKLY i might add.....these funsuckers than want to tell the rest of us how we dont get it...how were clogging up the system....funny how the posts that live on helium are clogging up the system....isnt all that waste going down the drain at the same time the crap clogging up the system?????? they want to tell us how we are sucking the fun from the general.....that we need to be moderated....that our threads need yet another section.....for whatever reason, these fun suckers cant figure it out....their looking in all the wrong places.....their all important content isnt merely just general stuff....its already packed tightly away into the sections of glamor......bow tuning, fita, 3d, bowhunting, fishing, annoucments and releases, classifieds, right handed, left handed, sellers, buyers, reviews.....

the one thing ive yet to understand about the general funsuckers.....they keep telling the rest of us how we dont get it....that their posts keep getting pushed back.....now help me or correct me if im wrong here....but doesnt a thread stay in place sight when it keeps getting replys????? so does it not stand to reason....that those all important threads that keep getting pushed back....well, indeed may not be all that important to that mass of people they keep talking about that keeps missing those threads??????

i wasnt going to name names on this thread....but you know what...some of you funsuckers really do need to be acknowledged and thanked for keeping me coming back....just as your lifes purpose of trying to suckfun.....ill make it my AT purpose to keep the fun flowing.....

so thank you bowbender7 for stating your funsucking ability's from the very beginning.....you have clearly showed your postion on fun- time after time...anyone who has to post and tell us you have that great sense of humor and consideration for the masses....all the while doing it on a thread you dont want to see .....or posting on another telling why those type of threads are useless....well, it does speak volumes of you

Darrell......thank you for constantly reminding us every chance you get that AT is a great place, except that the mods need to moderate more.....thanks for letting the rest of us know whats best for the rest of us.....without you this place just wouldnt be any fun.....(do yall hear that sucking sound)

archer25....thanks pointing out how you were all about helping and growing archery....except that you forget to erase all those posts you were sniping at orgs and things...and by the way...thanks for honoring me in your profile, you never looked so good :wink:

jason shore.....one word for you ....petafreak.....what kind of person gets pissy over a young daughter thanking her father on a thread???? not that your a funvampire.....your just being watched......we dont want you speaking with any of the youth on here

teamdroptime......well i feel sorry for yall...from what i can tell, half your team definately has funsucker written all over them....so for you others that live and breath normally.....good luck with your hunt season

that leaves me with a couple stalking funsuckers.....psexfactor and buckmaster7117.....you to funsuckers continually stalk where i post....than you jump on and try to suck the fun out of those threads.....what is it with yall.....cant you see, you have no effect what so ever on the threads....if anything you only feed the threads and make them grow and live a happier life.....for that, i want to thank you both for your stalking abilities....and if you want, just pm me in the mornings, ill tell you up front what im going to post about, and yall can work on your material :wink:

remember funvampires......daywalkers are on everythread....so if you attempt to suck the fun...were going to pump the sunshine

[Bees]

wheres those fun suckin, no nothin, idiot postin, brand bashin, staffers now?

I got silver tipped arrows and garlic all over the keyboard, Bring em on I'm ready. :rolleyes:

[JUMPMAN]

Very well put obt, my god man that was a frickin novel.Anyway this is going to be a long day....... :eek:

[sagecreek]

This appears to be a fun thread that I am interested in.

Heres a ride all the way to the top for you.

Don't want it getting to page 4 before it's time.

Oh yeah, fixed blade broadheads are better than mechanicals. (Something archery related)

Don't want to give the AT Thread Police any more ammo than necessary.

[Recordkeeper]

Good points, OBT. And I'll not name names unless deserved...but I will say that Archer_25's profile and photo look vaguely familiar to me. X-Factor has both claimed and denied merit. And GY is a joystalker. :rolleyes:

[fasst]

Just because we have a cool avatar, don't mean you have to single us out :wink: :tongue:

[OneBowTie]

Just because we have a cool avatar, don't mean you have to single us out :wink: :tongue:

easy there fasst eddie.....i did not single all yall out....i said i feel sorry for some of you (you being one of the normal breathing non funsuckers)...i have seen a few who fly your logo and from what ive seen, they only enjoy suckingfun.....not being part of it.....

you'll be pm'ing me before long thanking me for pointing out the facts to you :wink: ...after all, your on that team and when it gets dragged down, dont say i didnt warn yall :wink:

olsey.....we all have our deamons.....some more than others.....

[soaker2000]

but how can one tell if they suck? is there a test they can take? are there little clues like
you have never kissed anyone on new years
all the wedding invites you get have the wrong date on them
you go stag to the county fair
your nickname is kirby
your dog wont lick your hand unless there is gravy on it
the only christmas cards you get are for the family next door
your hero is a dingo
just how do you tell if your no fun? :D

[Obsession]

but how can one tell if they suck? is there a test they can take? are there little clues like
you have never kissed anyone on new years
all the wedding invites you get have the wrong date on them
you go stag to the county fair
your dog wont lick your hand unless there is gravy on it
the only christmas cards you get are for the family next door
your hero is a dingo
just how do you tell if your no fun? :D

That avatar is sooooo YOU :thumbs_up :wink:

[Spiker]

teamdroptime......well i feel sorry for yall...from what i can tell, half your team definately has funsucker written all over them....so for you others that live and breath normally.....good luck with your hunt season

Hey!! I resemble that remark :angry: :smile:

[soaker2000]

That avatar is sooooo YOU :thumbs_up :wink:
thanks (i think) :D

[The Hood]

I'M MAD and gunna get even and if you ain't ever notice, I got a one track mind....

The Hood is blowin this funsuckin up and down :angry:


and OBT,

I like to post on your spewing threads so I can get NOTICED, you got a problem with that :shade:


and I Be The Hood

[soaker2000]

what a HOODlum :D

[Obsession]

what a HOODlum :D

He's pretty proud of it too :D

[fasst]

easy there fasst eddie.....i did not single all yall out....i said i feel sorry for some of you (you being one of the normal breathing non funsuckers)...i have seen a few who fly your logo and from what ive seen, they only enjoy suckingfun.....not being part of it.....

you'll be pm'ing me before long thanking me for pointing out the facts to you :wink: ...after all, your on that team and when it gets dragged down, dont say i didnt warn yall :wink:

olsey.....we all have our deamons.....some more than others.....
Name ain't Eddie :wink: However, you are right, I am normal and like to have a good time. :thumbs_up And if you put any group of people together, there will be differences......it won't necessarily drag a strong man down, you should see that all the time here on AT :tongue:

[sagecreek]

but how can one tell if they suck? is there a test they can take? are there little clues like
you have never kissed anyone on new years
all the wedding invites you get have the wrong date on them
you go stag to the county fair
your nickname is kirby
your dog wont lick your hand unless there is gravy on it
the only christmas cards you get are for the family next door
your hero is a dingo
just how do you tell if your no fun? :D

Nickname Kirby!
That's a good one.

[Bees]

Oh yeah, fixed blade broadheads are better than mechanicals.


No their not. A mechanical will blow away any fixed blade any day of the week :D Silver tiped ones work the best.

[sagecreek]

Can they be electro-plated, or do you have to have solid silver tips? :confused:

[MNbuck]

I don't do much posting here but I have a lot of lurking hours to my credit. :D

I would much rather be associated with a Mutant than a funsucking funvampire! Miserable lives they must have. They would rather see STS thread number 10,000 than a thread that would bring a chuckle to a normal person. :angry:

Make sure you disinfect those silver tipped arrows after the pass through! :D

[sagecreek]

MNBuck,

You need to post more often! ;)

[MNbuck]

MNBuck,

You need to post more often! ;)

Might have to do that! I could cover the flank or rear during a funvampire attack. Humor will bring them out of the bushes to expose themselves to a sterlng silver Muzzy. :D

[Silver Dingo]

If that fails theres a silver dingo waitin to take a piece of them. :cool:

[EXTREME 1]

I saw them fun sucking vampires last night and raised HELL with them till someone calmed me down and said it was the RED CROSS on a blood drive. I said well crap, I guess anyone could have made that mistake especially about all the talk yesterday about them fun sucking vampires. SORRY RED CROSS PEOPLE especially to the guy I stuck the needle in your butt, hope you can sit on it today. :wink:

[Huntin4Elk]

Mechanical broadheads are illegal in Idaho.

So I have some silver tip fixed blades ready to fly!

:wink:

[Recordkeeper]

If that fails theres a silver dingo waitin to take a piece of them. :cool:

Funsuckers are afraid of Dingos. That's why none have responded :p

It's just no fun having a Dingo nipping at your funsucking behind. ;)

Wait a minute...no fun..you'd think they would like that. But they don't like to like things. Now I'm confused. :p

[Silver Dingo]

so whats the deal here. every one is armed to the teeth with more silver than bunker hunt saw in his lifetime.
Is there an enemy out there or is this just another henny penny the sky is fallin. :rolleyes:

[boogy]

why don't we use field tips?
make them suffer a little longer.

[3dmama]

Dingo....I dont think any have the (you know) to show up today :wink:

[PSEjaws]

for sucking the fun out of my whole morning. Hats off to your lengthy post, i was reading it for an hour and 1/2. :mad:

i thought we talked aobut this last nite?!?!?!!? :angry:

NOW :zip: IT!

this is just great, the garlic necklace is giving me a rash!!! :p

[Obsession]

Dingo....I dont think any have the (you know) to show up today :wink:

It's daylight, they may all be sleeping :)

[sagecreek]

If they hold out any longer, I think their heads will explode.

[boogy]

time to pop the lid off a few coffins.
what would be the best kind of thread to open them up?
tribute thread? nah
merit thread? nah
post count thread should do it.
why don't one of you 10000 post members lay out the bait?

[JUMPMAN]

It's daylight, they may all be sleeping :)
Ya but they have to eat sometime :mad:

[OneBowTie]

they will find this thread or the dr dingo thread or any other thread of fun value....they always do....

however, since some were named....they are trying to figure out how to attack now under a different user name.....without it being to obvious when they register and only have one post :wink:

funny thing is...they feed...we feed....vicious cycle we run here on AT

come suck the fun....we pump the sunshine :wink:

[Silver Dingo]

Well the darn fun vamps got the dingo. My silver coat just wasnt enuff. :cry:
Dr. dingo has been railroaded out of mainstream and into the soapbox. I will have to take the shingle down as I am not qualified to deal with the deep rooted psychological problems afflicting the hammers and others who live over there. :thumbs_do

[OneBowTie]

dont sweat the small stuff Dr. besides...this was the mods way of showing us one of them is a closet funsucker... :p

[Silver Dingo]

I am hearbroken tie. As a youngstir I had a dream of dedicating my life to the poor folk of at who could not afford the big uptown services that others take for granted.
My dream is shattered. What are the poor folk with flagulance problems and itches in strange places gonna do now. :sad:

[OneBowTie]

I am hearbroken tie. As a youngstir I had a dream of dedicating my life to the poor folk of at who could not afford the big uptown services that others take for granted.
My dream is shattered. What are the poor folk with flagulance problems and itches in strange places gonna do now. :sad:

careful dingo....what you speak of is the start of what breeds into a funvampire....

you know...appendage envy.....those who have, are always fun and happy go lucky...the "bobs, the envy of the AT neighborhood"

than those on the outside always looking in....start to feel inadequate and call for there free trail pack...only to find out that...somethings that are too good to be true....really are just that....so once again, they are left as one of the statistics that say, they just dont size up......

so, fret not Dr. dingo....you have all the right sripts to make sure you have the right tool for the job.....

leave the small stuff to the funsuckers....there are well accustomed for such tiny matters

[soaker2000]

the doc was able to help me :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :eek:

[sagecreek]

careful dingo....what you speak of is the start of what breeds into a funvampire....

you know...appendage envy.....those who have, are always fun and happy go lucky...the "bobs, the envy of the AT neighborhood"

than those on the outside always looking in....start to feel inadequate and call for there free trail pack...only to find out that...somethings that are too good to be true....really are just that....so once again, they are left as one of the statistics that say, they just dont size up......

so, fret not Dr. dingo....you have all the right sripts to make sure you have the right tool for the job.....

leave the small stuff to the funsuckers....there are well accustomed for such tiny matters

You don't think it's a common case of Dingo Envy do you? :angel:

[Doc]

Does anybody know how much K.E. I need for a passthrough on a funsucker? I would think you wouldn't need a passthrough just enough penetration to hit the root of the fun vacuum. I think this campaign should continue for at least 72 hrs. I have seen some people showing the initial symptoms of being a funvampire and believe it is only a matter of time before the true colors are revealed. I also believe we have some bipolar funvampires, at unsuspecting times they will create a sinkhole for fun and then later apologize for doing so, but the damage has already been done. I saw a great many of these on Tribute Day. The enemy is clever and mentally challenged...we are all in for a ride. :D

[OneBowTie]

Does anybody know how much K.E. I need for a passthrough on a funsucker? I would think you wouldn't need a passthrough just enough penetration to hit the root of the fun vacuum. I think this campaign should continue for at least 72 hrs. I have seen some people showing the initial symptoms of being a funvampire and believe it is only a matter of time before the true colors are revealed. I also believe we have some bipolar funvampires, at unsuspecting times they will create a sinkhole for fun and then later apologize for doing so, but the damage has already been done. I saw a great many of these on Tribute Day. The enemy is clever and mentally challenged...we are all in for a ride. :D

yes very true here....i dont worry too much about the broadhead of choice....i just make sure its edgy and i do use what do they call them...barbed...just so they dont shake em...

as for the cleverness of the suckers....ive yet to see this side of them....any of them.... :D

the challenged part....deeply would be optimal on this claim.....

stay alert and stay strong...they resistance is futile

[Live4Rut]

Funsuckers are very elusive critters . You may never know when they are right beneath you :zip: :eek:

[soaker2000]

iam sure the oder would give them away :wink:

[sagecreek]

iam sure the oder would give them away :wink:

Or the large sucking sound. :wink:

[Doc]

that leaves me with a couple stalking funsuckers.....psexfactor and buckmaster7117.....you to funsuckers continually stalk where i post....than you jump on and try to suck the fun out of those threads.....what is it with yall.....cant you see, you have no effect what so ever on the threads....if anything you only feed the threads and make them grow and live a happier life.....for that, i want to thank you both for your stalking abilities..

We've got our first hit on the bait.




Funsuckers are very elusive critters . You may never know when they are right beneath you :zip: :eek:

OBT, bring the sunshine, the silver and the garlic

[soaker2000]

maybe we should call on a slayr(ryals) to deal with the suckers :angel:

[Live4Rut]

We've got our first hit on the bait.






OBT, bring the sunshine, the silver and the garlic


I didn't just hit the bait,,, I stole the hook :smile:

[OneBowTie]

Funsuckers are very elusive critters . You may never know when they are right beneath you :zip: :eek:

no i always know whose right beneath me....but you got me on this post....i guess that could also be thought of as funsucking......and now you have proven...some funsuckers are better than others.....

[soaker2000]

preparing to suck the life blood right out a.t.. i call on a man of merit and fun
a balance of pro and hillbilly. the slayr to cast these creatures back to the
topics of importance. :D hicup

[Doc]

preparing to suck the life blood right out a.t.. i call on a man of merit and fun
a balance of pro and hillbilly. the slayr to cast these creatures back to the
topics of importance. :D hicup

Soaker2000, you are a noble man using your 1000th post in the quest against Funsuckers.

[fasst]

Just doing my part......

[soaker2000]

we all in this together :thumbs_up

[Ivorytooth]

Methinks we need a thread asking for a funsucker signup. Them fun killin' vamps could then sign up and we could have less collateral damage with the innocent posters of AT. :D

[soaker2000]

but the stalking strian of sucker is known to hide his/her i.d. to make the kill
more diffacult :wink:

[OneBowTie]

Just doing my part......

i gotta be careful....i see your darn logo and i get confused with one of the main violaters.....

soaker....yes, we do appreciate you burning 1000 on the lifeblood of this site.....

toothy, i mean the funsuckers really are vain and all...but i dont think there that silly to just openly sign up and disclose themselfs......afterall....deep down, they know we know, there are only a handful of them masquareding around with 5-10 different user names....besides....makes our hunt a little more challenging....not to mention....it will humble us every now and than to have to learn how to apologize to the collateral damage we encounter.....

[Ivorytooth]

i gotta be careful....i see your darn logo and i get confused with one of the main violaters.....

soaker....yes, we do appreciate you burning 1000 on the lifeblood of this site.....

toothy, i mean the funsuckers really are vain and all...but i dont think there that silly to just openly sign up and disclose themselfs......afterall....deep down, they know we know, there are only a handful of them masquareding around with 5-10 different user names....besides....makes our hunt a little more challenging....not to mention....it will humble us every now and than to have to learn how to apologize to the collateral damage we encounter.....

True. How silly of me not to see the silver lining of that method. I hope I didn't get bit by one. :D

[SPECTRE]

I didn't just hit the bait,,, I stole the hook :smile:


It always ends up like this OBT........ when they see the plastic on the floor......... they get nervous and try to play their way out. ;) :thumbs_do



"Darrel" be hell to pay for this one and the others.......... :D (Get it?).... :shade:

[SPECTRE]

OBT....... you left a couple out.

What about ivory? Of course, he likes to play along with most of the stuff here, but that tape measure has got to go.........


He's the reason 3D takes so long. After every miss, you gotta hold one end while he walks all the way to the target and such........ :eek:

The pocket barometer and humidity checker thingy.........

I could go on and on and on. :(


You also forgot about Shovelhead. Maybe you left him out since we took care of him good and proper. He ain't been back after we properly corrected his attitude. :shade:


Which leaves me with Fred. Thanx to him I'm forced to dine on nothing but Hot Pockets and PB&J. No steak or caviar anymore like the good ol' days.

What to do.......... oh what to do........... :sad: ;) :D

[Unk Bond]

I don't as of now. Know where i fit in.But its a blood thirsty challenge. And iam haveing fun :D

Unk :angel:

[OneBowTie]

spectre good pick up on the other cold blooded...especially toothy...imagine..he almost infiltrated our camp with his pocket protector and all....

the one that im keeping a close eye on is that obsession...she's trying really hard to keep us distracted with her wild claims of her and toothy....im thinking its a plant by the vampires....you know, what better way but to blind side us than to use a unit.....we have been known to let our guards down before to such trechery.....

and it is a bit suspect lately how these units have been going offensive....the cat and her flojo shoe banter......stodrette and her sniping ......H4E and her stealth mode.....click and her lack of love toward us....healthshayne and her audacity.....dea and her lack of appreciation for the superior gender....mama and her new loveboat.....the bug and her new man hater tude.....

just beware daywalkers....they could be everywhere.....

[Ivorytooth]

Now I ain't no funsucker!!!! :D I haven't whipped out the tape measure for quite some time. :D I am not a familiar either. :D

Don't forget such stalkers as Linuxdude, but I think we also staked him out. :D I believe I did that for you OBT, so how could I be one of them? :D

[Obsession]

Tape measure?? Pocket protector?? :mg: Oh my goodness....he's going to need alot of work....ALOT :angel: :teeth:

[Huntin4Elk]

......H4E and her stealth mode..........


True, you should watch us quiet ones carefully.

However a funsucker I am not. :angel:

[OneBowTie]

True, you should watch us quiet ones carefully.

However a funsucker I am not. :angel:

well....does the word proof mean anything to you ;) :D

[Huntin4Elk]

well....does the word proof mean anything to you ;) :D

I have no need to prove anything to any man!!! :eek: :D

[OneBowTie]

Now I ain't no funsucker!!!! :D I haven't whipped out the tape measure for quite some time. :D I am not a familiar either. :D

Don't forget such stalkers as Linuxdude, but I think we also staked him out. :D I believe I did that for you OBT, so how could I be one of them? :D

hey, i saw blade trinity...they went for there own kind too :D

[OneBowTie]

I have no need to prove anything to any man!!! :eek: :D

oh no.....spoken like at least the vp of the local chapter of the man haters united club :p ;) :D

[Huntin4Elk]

oh no.....spoken like at least the vp of the local chapter of the man haters united club :p ;) :D


;) :D

[3dmama]

Now OBT...as long as you have known me I have been ALL FUN :D :D It hurts me to the core that you would call me a funsucker.... :sad:

Just ask my new BT...how much fun I can be ;)

[Doc]

Now I ain't no funsucker!!!! :D I haven't whipped out the tape measure for quite some time. :D I am not a familiar either. :D

Don't forget such stalkers as Linuxdude, but I think we also staked him out. :D I believe I did that for you OBT, so how could I be one of them? :D

IvoryTooth, 3D mama, H4E, you have been using the incorrect smiley in your states of denial. Therefore, I have generated a more appropriate one for your future posts.

[Ivorytooth]

Well, if you can find one post where I did any sucking, I will gladly throw myself under the sun. :D

[Huntin4Elk]

Obsession................think Alwinearcher would dare post in here?????

Calling us a 'unit' is one thing....................... :D

[OneBowTie]

Now OBT...as long as you have known me I have been ALL FUN :D :D It hurts me to the core that you would call me a funsucker.... :sad:

Just ask my new BT...how much fun I can be ;)


mama, dont over read.....didnt say you were....just involving you in the party.....wise up....does your new toy have you that much on pins and needles..... :wink:

[Ivorytooth]

Obsession................think Alwinearcher would dare post in here?????

Calling us a 'unit' is one thing....................... :D

He's young, go easy on the boy. :D :D

[3dmama]

Obsession................think Alwinearcher would dare post in here?????

Calling us a 'unit' is one thing....................... :D

No he does not have the ______ for it... :tongue:

[3dmama]

mama, dont over read.....didnt say you were....just involving you in the party.....wise up....does your new toy have you that much on pins and needles..... :wink:

You want the truth????? :wink:

[Shawn]

mama, dont over read.....didnt say you were....just involving you in the party.....wise up....does your new toy have you that much on pins and needles..... :wink:


Yes he does! :wink:

[3dmama]

He's young, go easy on the boy. :D :D

I dont think so.....life is a HARD lesson to learn :tongue:

[3dmama]

Yes he does! :wink:

Well then....theres your answer :tongue: :wink: :mg:

[Southern Hunter]

It was a long day
normal as most
the daywalkers were out
What? No fun suckers to post!

OBT was there
to rally the masses
while Specter watched
for fun sucker thrashes

Obession,Soaker & tooth
were posting on the thread
and having a hoot
when out of the darkness
the bushes they shook
Buckmaster took the bait
and swallowed the hook

OBT's party
he was the host
he called out the fun suckers
and dared them to post

Bowbender7 and Darrel
he called them out first
i guess he thought
they were the worst

Then Archer 25 and Jason Shore
he called them out too
and started with more

at the end of his list
he called out my team
What's he talking about?
I didn't do anything!!!

I'm not munant
and I don't have 10,000 post
I do like to have fun
just like OBT " The Fun sucking Hunting Host"


Like a Rock :D
Southern Hunter

[OneBowTie]

great post southern hunter...one of the all time best :thumbs_up

way to make us all smile and laugh

[SPECTRE]

Well, if you can find one post where I did any sucking, I will gladly throw myself under the sun. :D


How about the SIMS long shot Buffalo in PA??????? When "your release failed"....... ;)

I haven't seen you suck that much in a while........ :D :D :D

[Obsession]

Obsession................think Alwinearcher would dare post in here?????

Calling us a 'unit' is one thing....................... :D

LOL...No Tam :) I don't have time for imature little boys anyhow :cool:

[OneBowTie]

LOL...No Tam :) I don't have time for imature little boys anyhow :cool:


ok...if your going to lure funsuckers in here....at least have the courtesy to warn us before we get a reach around.....

just who is the whineyarcher anyway

[OneBowTie]

oh come on now everybody....give it up for southern hunter....he has the best post and not even a touche for it....

[Silver Dingo]

You suckin up to fun vamps just because they accidentally throw a funny bowtie.
You are a cheap ho. :thumbs_do

[Obsession]

ok...if your going to lure funsuckers in here....at least have the courtesy to warn us before we get a reach around.....

just who is the whineyarcher anyway

He called us the "S" word :D


BTW...how rude of me Southern Hunter, I LMAO reading that poem....brilliant!!! :shade:

[OneBowTie]

You suckin up to fun vamps just because they accidentally throw a funny bowtie.
You are a cheap ho. :thumbs_do

hey, he's not a vamp...dont mistake his logo for the real vamps.....

cheap and ho just dont go there doctor

[OneBowTie]

He called us the "S" word :D


BTW...how rude of me Southern Hunter, I LMAO reading that poem....brilliant!!! :shade:

well yall are sexy.....

[Huntin4Elk]

oh come on now everybody....give it up for southern hunter....he has the best post and not even a touche for it....

LMAO.........I agree, that was awesome.

[Obsession]

Did I just read...."reach around"? LOL.... :mg:

[Silver Dingo]

Dingos go where angels fear to tread. you roll in the mud you get dirty, His avatar is dirty. I smell vamp in that avatar. :mad:

[Huntin4Elk]

well yall are sexy.....


Why thank you..............but wrong "S" word.

[SPECTRE]

Southern Hunter........ that was a GREAT post!

Reminded me of days gone by and the minx...... :wink:


I haven't seen all whine archer in a while. Probably out hiking with his unit or something. I'll bet you $50 that they both wear Birkenstocks....... :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:


C'mon all whine........... where are you bro? The uppity units have called you out. :wink:

[Obsession]

Who you calling "uppity"?? :mg: well...maybe a little, but not much! :wink:

[Huntin4Elk]

BTW, I notice that the General Section has been fun sucked.

[Silver Dingo]

Big time elk. sucked up in the vortex and deposited in Kansas with dorothy and toto. Watch this space, moves are a foot to remedy the situation. :shade:

[Huntin4Elk]

Southern Hunter........ that was a GREAT post!

Reminded me of days gone by and the minx...... :wink:


I haven't seen all whine archer in a while. Probably out hiking with his unit or something. I'll bet you $50 that they both wear Birkenstocks....... :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:


C'mon all whine........... where are you bro? The uppity units have called you out. :wink:


Wow .....Uppity????

That was a first. :cool:

[OneBowTie]

Why thank you..............but wrong "S" word.

well i only use the other behind closed doors....by the way, do you like dirty talk...or just dirty laundry :D

[SPECTRE]

** shhhhhhhh **

I'm trying to lure alwine out........ ;) :D


If I don't motivate him somehow........... he'll just continue to take out the trash, wash the car, etc........ you know......... spreading domestic JOY..... ;)

[Huntin4Elk]

well i only use the other behind closed doors....by the way, do you like dirty talk...or just dirty laundry :D

ROTFLMAO

I hate dirty laundry, what time will you be by to take care of that?????

[Southern Hunter]

Are you mad because I didn't mention you? You are trying to kill the fun I am having with this post. Sure I am not target guy, I shoot a little 3D, hunt a few grasshoppers :D Just because I hunt doesn't make me a Vamp. Logo's don't make the man.....
Thank you to all for the kind words, OBT you are well deserving of high praise as well as the mutant overlord Specter. Please continue the quest to keep this place fun.

[Silver Dingo]

sorry southern, case of mistaken identity there dude. I had a pm from a mutant who set me straight. you're good to go.
Nice work. :thumbs_up

[Southern Hunter]

Cool dog

[OneBowTie]

ROTFLMAO

I hate dirty laundry, what time will you be by to take care of that?????

oh thats a low blow.....did i just say that.....

[Huntin4Elk]

oh thats a low blow.....did i just say that.....


LMAO :D :D

I'll make sure there is a full bottle of detergent waiting for you. :D

[Ivorytooth]

Southern, you are the man!! That was great! You are mutant material for sure. :D

[jbonham]

The hunt of the Fun Suckers

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It was a long day
normal as most
the daywalkers were out
What? No fun suckers to post!

OBT was there
to rally the masses
while Specter watched
for fun sucker thrashes

Obession,Soaker & tooth
were posting on the thread
and having a hoot
when out of the darkness
the bushes they shook
Buckmaster took the bait
and swallowed the hook

OBT's party
he was the host
he called out the fun suckers
and dared them to post

Bowbender7 and Darrel
he called them out first
i guess he thought
they were the worst

Then Archer 25 and Jason Shore
he called them out too
and started with more

at the end of his list
he called out my team
What's he talking about?
I didn't do anything!!!

I'm not munant
and I don't have 10,000 post
I do like to have fun
just like OBT " The Fun sucking Hunting Host"


Like a Rock
Southern Hunter



Great post :thumbs_up

[sagecreek]

I say we accept Southern Hunter amoung our ranks. :thumbs_up

[Ivorytooth]

He is the first I think that has earned a Certificate of Mutation. :D

[Southern Hunter]

I am deeply honored Tooth to be considered for such an award

[Doc]

Well the Mutants predicted that some funsuckers would lay dormant for a couple of days and then rear their ugly heads on this night. I have to report another FunSucker named danboy
Ol' Danboy just isn't happy with the tribute threads that appeared and is now demanding validation of threads and what people have done for the sport. I have given him the FunSucker badge and asked him to wear it in public. I just wanted everybody to be forewarned so you don't get bit.
Here he is if you want to see for yourself, proceed with caution:
http://www.archerytalk.com/vb/showthread.php?t=212594

[Ivorytooth]

I saw it Doc. :D

Don't worry, I don't think he will show up here. :D

[Doc]

I saw it Doc. :D

Don't worry, I don't think he will show up here. :D

Actually I am worried that he won't show up here. I already have the plastic over the keyboard.

[Silver Dingo]

The way you served it to him over there i am downright sure he'll show up here doc. :D

[Doc]

The way you served it to him over there i am downright sure he'll show up here doc. :D

He hasn't responded, maybe he is in Dr. Dingo's waiting room.

[Silver Dingo]

I sure hope so. :cool:

[Doc]

I actually had a meeting today with an individual from down-under. She is heading back your way next week. She kept distracting me with that accent. You should start some seminars to teach the fine ladies here how to talk like a Dingo. I could listen to it for hours.

[Silver Dingo]

funny thing is doc. The longer i stayed over there the more of the southern drawl I picked up. I copped hell from my buds when i cam home. :mg:

[Doc]

funny thing is doc. The longer i stayed over there the more of the southern drawl I picked up. I copped hell from my buds when i cam home. :mg:

Is that an invitation for me to come down there and pick up that accent? If it is, I am on my way.

[Silver Dingo]

Get ya cut grass down here and feast ya meat pies on the widgee sheilas doc.
We got some bonza sorts and great tucka. We'll paint the joint and whack the didlo till the uncle fun lights it up with the sparras. :D

*****WARNING for me not being able to understand you***** ;-)

[Doc]

Get ya cut grass down here and feast ya meat pies on the widgee sheilas doc.
We got some bonza sorts and great tucka. We'll paint the joint and whack the didlo till the uncle fun lights it up with the sparras. :D

Yeah, I definitely need a language course. It sounds like you told me to mow my lawn and then eat some type of southern food while watching some strange japanese cartoon show. It then looks like we're off to more chores (painting this time) and then a trip to the insane asylum to visit your relative who is a bird watcher :confused:

[fasst]

Now I guess I'll get a warning for not learning HOW to understand you....lmao :D

***you have zoomed past the standard warnings...your about to morph into full on lock down*** OBT

[fasst]

Finally got me a warning, now I guess I better watch it huh? :tongue:

[Southern Hunter]

If you really want to learn to speak southern, you will need to be able to use the words wigudigya and runksideoutards. "you didn't bring your bow wigudigya cause you gotcha shuten shert on runnksideoutards". When you can use those with a southern drawl then you have arrived in the south :D

[OneBowTie]

Finally got me a warning, now I guess I better watch it huh? :tongue:

you know a warning over here is like getting an extra twinkie in your lunch box.....warnings here are good :D

[fasst]

I know, I have been handing them out like weiners at a ball game :p

[OneBowTie]

I know, I have been handing them out like weiners at a ball game :p

what is it with team drop tine....yall seem to travel in groups...yall a gang or something :D

[fasst]

Oh yea, Team Drop Time , whitetail hunting team of the year-to-be. Our team stays intact, we have fun, but will prevail. I thought dingos traveled in packs too, but I always see just a stray. :D

[OneBowTie]

Oh yea, Team Drop Time , whitetail hunting team of the year-to-be. Our team stays intact, we have fun, but will prevail. I thought dingos traveled in packs too, but I always see just a stray. :D

over here....we only allow entry of one dingo at a time....if you ever see more...shoot on site :D


as for your hunting team....peew...yall stink....how you expect to be sneekin up on those does yall are hunting :D

[fasst]

as for your hunting team....peew...yall stink....how you expect to be sneekin up on those does yall are hunting :D

That deserved a warning but I hit quote instead :embarasse Does are half of the game, 1 a piece = alot of points. Now just because the couple of us that live in FL will score more by does than by bucks, that dont mean a THANG, really it don't :embarasse :tongue:

[OneBowTie]

That deserved a warning but I hit quote instead :embarasse Does are half of the game, 1 a piece = alot of points. Now just because the couple of us that live in FL will score more by does than by bucks, that dont mean a THANG, really it don't :embarasse :tongue:

for the record....onebowtie only hunts does :tongue: :p :thumbs_up (that should take away warnings now)

[Ivorytooth]

Get ya cut grass down here and feast ya meat pies on the widgee sheilas doc.
We got some bonza sorts and great tucka. We'll paint the joint and whack the didlo till the uncle fun lights it up with the sparras. :D

*****WARNING for me not being able to understand you***** ;-)

I think I got most of that. :D

[AKDoug]

whack the didlo

Isn't that the units job?

[Silver Dingo]

We dont have units down here dougy boy, we have sheilas. ;)

[AKDoug]

So, do your sheilas "whack the didlo" or are y'all man enough to take care of them :eek:

[Silver Dingo]

define Whack the didlo dougy boy. I think you're interpretation here is as far off beam as your last effort. :cool:

[AKDoug]

Just a little dislexia.... I find the word "didlo" humerous.... :zip:

[OneBowTie]

Just a little dislexia.... I find the word "didlo" humerous.... :zip:

tell you what...lets ask the units if they find that thing humerous...or would they say humongous :D

[AKDoug]

Tell you what Dingo... type in "didlo" in Google and see what you get :confused:

[Silver Dingo]

I dont need google to teach me to speak strine dougy boy.You are obviously tryin to read more in to this than what is there.
You wouldnt be a fun vamp by any chance would you. :angry:

[Ivorytooth]

Doug, aussie slang is very tricky. :D

[AKDoug]

Just funnin' with ya. Aren't the little angry faces the secret symbol of the devil funsuckers. :D

[Doc]

Just funnin' with ya. Aren't the little angry faces the secret symbol of the devil funsuckers. :D

I like to use this for that purpose.

[Unk Bond]

for the record....onebowtie only hunts does :tongue: :p :thumbs_up (that should take away warnings now)


Quote for the record....onebowtie only hunts does (that should take away warnings now)

Quote (that should take away warnings now) = Nope,theres still them there Kittys,you halft to get a tag for. :wink:

Unk :angel:

[ladycarpenter]

we need to lighten things back up like this :p

[soaker2000]

are things getting tense? its all just for fun :D

[JUMPMAN]

^