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Punch_Master
August 11th, 2005, 02:18 PM
ONLY IN TEXAS

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that idiot would've tried that crap with me!' "

Mr. Two_Hooks
August 11th, 2005, 02:22 PM
ONLY IN TEXAS

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that idiot would've tried that crap with me!' "

Nope, down here we are stupid enough to say with the cop right there...

rembrandt
August 11th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Nope down here they just don't take a joke and are difficult to bribe. Also, we have learned not to say " Officer, thats really not my Mary Jane in the trunk"! or "isn't the license on the rear bumper?". You know, brilliant things like that!

jambow
August 11th, 2005, 10:21 PM
Since when did you need a license to ride a horse? After all, that's how we all get around down here. LOL.
Alex

michael bilbrey
August 11th, 2005, 10:31 PM
That was funny!! I am still laughing!!! LMAO

iammrbill
August 12th, 2005, 01:59 AM
oldie but a goodie!

Daemonspeeding
August 12th, 2005, 12:49 PM
ONLY IN TEXAS

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that idiot would've tried that crap with me!' "

Why did they pull you over anyway Punch?