A good joke for everyone!!!!!!!!!

[longbeard0309]

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.


The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.


Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.


Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.


I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.


I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.


And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.



At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever



At milking a cow...:mg:



Now where was your mind going HUH!!!!

[Zarathustra]

We need to keep you away from sheep.

[longbeard0309]

I was told when I moved to KY, that bi-sexual here meant you like both sheep and cattle!!

[ranger774]

A 5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

Grandma's minister fainted.


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[longbeard0309]

:ROFLMAO: that's funny!!!!!

[DANFAM]

funny funny stuff

[Tim Roberts]

:whoo: Good ones. :ROFLMAO:

[Rice rocket]

I was told when I moved to KY, that bi-sexual here meant you like both sheep and cattle!!

Longbeard we might need to check and see if you're on a sexual preditor list somewhere (maybe PETA's)