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camotoe
April 25th, 2007, 01:00 PM
"I love pancakes," Tom said flippantly.
"My pants are wrinkled," said Tom ironically.
"I've run out of laundry detergent," said Tom cheerlessly.
"I hate pineapples," Tom said dolefully.
"This isn't real turtle soup," said Tom, mockingly.
"Brew me some more coffee," said Tom, perkily.
"My favorite statue is the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.
"I'll take the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.
"I'll have the dark bread," Tom said, wryly.
"I passed my electrocardiagram," said Tom wholeheartedly.
"Ships ahoy," said Tom fleetingly.

OK...so you get the idea. Now, I'll give you some to see if you can think of the appropriate adverb.

1. "Care for some pudding?" Tom asked _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .

2. "My blood pressure doesn't register,"said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

3."The doctors have discharged me," said tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

4."I'm a softball pitcher," said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

5."I've lost my flower," said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

6."I'll have to take the telegrapher's test again," said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

"I milk cows, " said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

7. "Please mix me a martini, " said Tom _ _ _ _ _.

8. "My pencil is dull, " said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

9."She tore my Valentine in two," Tom said _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

10. "I've inherited a fortune," said Tom _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

DiamondQueen
June 2nd, 2008, 01:43 AM
I'll try my hand at a few:

"I milk cows," Tom uttered.

7. "Please mix me a martini," Tom said dryly.

8. "My pencil is dull," said Tom pointlessly.

9. "She tore my Valentine in two," said Tom disheartened.

10. "I've inherited a fortune." said Tom richly.