ESMO-Joe
October 3rd, 2007, 01:50 PM
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Yes," answered
the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street and
holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and
ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing
here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these
chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said
the blonde, " but we had money left over --- so now
we're going to Sea World."
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Yes," answered
the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street and
holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and
ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing
here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these
chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said
the blonde, " but we had money left over --- so now
we're going to Sea World."