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camotoe
December 9th, 2007, 09:24 AM
Here's your chance to win. I'll post a photo. You create a caption. I'll pick the best five from the week and put them in a poll. You vote for the one you like best. That winner will get (provided they send a self addressed stamped envelope to me ...I'll PM address) a piece of popcorn which I will promptly mail back to you! Good luck!:happy1:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/buttcrack-1.jpg


(If two or more folks post the same or extremely similar posts, I'll post the one who posted first)

Scablands
December 9th, 2007, 10:12 AM
Hmm, I think your supposed to slide those jeans all the way down before you do that.

ricfirefighter
December 9th, 2007, 10:29 AM
just say no to crack

gobbleinwoods
December 9th, 2007, 10:41 AM
another use for duct tape

2nd Nature
December 9th, 2007, 11:20 AM
"Crack kills"

williams480
December 9th, 2007, 12:46 PM
Here's your chance to win. I'll post a photo. You create a caption. I'll pick the best five from the week and put them in a poll. You vote for the one you like best. That winner will get (provided they send a self addressed stamped envelope to me ...I'll PM address) a piece of popcorn which I will promptly mail back to you! Good luck!:happy1:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/buttcrack-1.jpg


(If two or more folks post the same or extremely similar posts, I'll post the one who posted first)

"Local construction worker arrested today for possession of 40lbs of uncut crack"

sclampa
December 9th, 2007, 12:53 PM
Buy now the Amazing Crack Spackle. Just mix and apply so you dont become this guy.

454CasullOhio
December 9th, 2007, 12:54 PM
I cant believe i sharted myself again.

three under
December 9th, 2007, 01:02 PM
It was a long lonely wait at the bus stop that day...and then it hit him...the short bus doesn't come on Sundays.:sad:

Silver Pine
December 9th, 2007, 01:10 PM
The Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco unveiled the first of many new bicycle parking facilities that will soon be available across the city. Citizens are being asked to please refrain from molesting the artwork.

:cocktail:

oldglorynewbie
December 9th, 2007, 01:13 PM
The real reason Jimmy Hoffa's body was never found....? No one was willing to go in and get it.




If I win I want it unpopped for sanitary reasons. Might cut down on shipping too. No need for bubble wrap.:thumb:

PSEloyal
December 9th, 2007, 01:20 PM
Please deposit 50 cents for the next 5 min

CntrlIaHunter
December 9th, 2007, 01:25 PM
me doing the moon walk :tongue:

CntrlIaHunter
December 9th, 2007, 01:27 PM
you need help getting up PSE?


:chortle::ROFLMAO:

marforme
December 9th, 2007, 01:28 PM
We have seen the front of CIH....now here is the rear view. :ROFLMAO: Look ma no thong. :chortle:

CntrlIaHunter
December 9th, 2007, 01:32 PM
We have seen the front of CIH....now here is the rear view. :ROFLMAO: Look ma no thong. :chortle:

:nono: there's one there....somewhere :noidea::tongue:

PSEloyal
December 9th, 2007, 01:34 PM
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
We have seen the front of CIH....now here is the rear view. :ROFLMAO: Look ma no thong. :chortle:

PSEloyal
December 9th, 2007, 01:35 PM
M4M after a long night of drinking Notice the hard hat can anybody say Village People

CntrlIaHunter
December 9th, 2007, 01:39 PM
i can think of a better place to stuff those gloves :pukey:

Fletch Helical
December 9th, 2007, 01:48 PM
"Looks like tonight will be a 3/4 moon"

Soujyu
December 9th, 2007, 02:03 PM
"I should wear an oversized negligee that actually covers me all the way."

Tim Roberts
December 9th, 2007, 02:41 PM
Mime artist doing an impersonation of the Grand Canyon.

harleyryder
December 9th, 2007, 02:59 PM
New way to pick up dropped tools(look Ma,no hands)

big scores
December 9th, 2007, 03:27 PM
This poor guy forgot his Hanes Underware.:wink:

Irish_25
December 9th, 2007, 03:32 PM
wait for it.... waaait for it... almost there. awwwww.

bowmedic
December 10th, 2007, 05:03 PM
" And now ladies and gentlemen we have our next exibit titled..THE NEW THINKING MAN ..":thumbs_up

Mountie
December 11th, 2007, 01:47 PM
"Man arrested today by RCMP - 20 pounds of crack seized from pants"

schwik
December 12th, 2007, 04:08 AM
" I put my quarter in but this damn jukebox won't come on."

kansasboi
December 12th, 2007, 05:37 AM
After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Bio. I do not recall brown snakes.

kansasboi
December 12th, 2007, 06:02 AM
Why there's Larry The Cable Guy burnin' aunts with a magnifying glass...


Larry the Cable Guy was caught and arrested today while burning aunts with a magnifying glass. What a shame. I really liked those aunts.


Police captured this incriminating footage of John Goodman today, taken just hours before the nearby toilet was "allegedly" brutalized. (Authorities said Goodman's signature "Whale Tail" was a dead giveaway.)

kansasboi
December 12th, 2007, 08:21 AM
Ah, the ole Scratch Scratch Sniff. Scratch lotto ticket...Scratch arse...then Sniff..:nono:


(On cell phone) "Mom. (snifflie voice) The guys at work are doing it again. They told me that plumbers don't wear hard hats..and they said the Olsen twins called and they want their shirt back..."

Slippy Field
December 12th, 2007, 11:17 AM
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/buttcrack-1.jpg



"Take me"

Man-n-Pink
December 12th, 2007, 11:32 AM
I got some latex but crack filler, I'll spackle that but shut

irefuse
December 12th, 2007, 11:39 AM
"uhhhh... I'm here to fill a crack :confused:" :embara::embara:

I know, I know, it's terrible. But it was what came to mind. I'm sorry. :embara:

Bentobox
December 12th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Why Adults Should Not Pout

ferretboy
December 12th, 2007, 02:00 PM
"Sweet Jesus, I think George is layin another egg!!!!"

Matq2gs
December 12th, 2007, 03:28 PM
Please select your payment (debit or credit) then swipe your card.

jkcerda
December 12th, 2007, 03:49 PM
Here's your chance to win. I'll post a photo. You create a caption. I'll pick the best five from the week and put them in a poll. You vote for the one you like best. That winner will get (provided they send a self addressed stamped envelope to me ...I'll PM address) a piece of popcorn which I will promptly mail back to you! Good luck!:happy1:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/buttcrack-1.jpg


(If two or more folks post the same or extremely similar posts, I'll post the one who posted first)

see that crack in you concrete maam?

Dead Center
December 12th, 2007, 04:59 PM
So you forgot your arrow lube? I just happen to have some a natural...

*wk*
December 12th, 2007, 05:03 PM
Anyone know where I can store my hammer?

Kibosh
December 12th, 2007, 05:03 PM
You know if there was an eye on one side and his skin was painted yellow it would look like a huge pacman coming out the bottom of his shirt...

SDLAW
December 12th, 2007, 05:11 PM
This is what to expect after dry-firing your bow.

grumpygregg
December 12th, 2007, 05:29 PM
what do you think of my new 3d quiver!

Matq2gs
December 12th, 2007, 06:46 PM
Take a deep breath and push his hands are out.