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January 8th, 2008, 11:14 AM
You know the drill...good luck all...

January 8th, 2008, 11:28 AM
"maybe with this dumb act no one will no that i am craping my pants" :wink:

Rack Tracker
January 8th, 2008, 11:42 AM
HHMMMM....TV ratings from the 21st Century, NBC and some kid named Leno, Bottom of the Heap......Figures.

January 8th, 2008, 11:57 AM
"I'll buy that Halliburton stock at that price."

January 8th, 2008, 12:25 PM
Lsu 38
Osu 24

January 8th, 2008, 12:29 PM
Carnac the Magnificent provides the answer "All of them"

The envelope is opened and the question reads "How many mutants will be captivated by Camotoe's caption contest?":D

January 8th, 2008, 12:35 PM
Not in this year's Mother of the Year award, Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears mom.......

and Ed on the couch, saying, "You are correct sir" :grin:

January 8th, 2008, 12:37 PM
If the writer's strike continues, I'll be playing in prime time

January 8th, 2008, 12:50 PM
A piece of popcorn and a stamped self addressed envelope.

January 8th, 2008, 01:01 PM
I thought you had to rub a lamp for the Genie to pop out??

Fozzie Bear
January 8th, 2008, 03:18 PM

"Water, snakes. and fresh jar of vaseline."

Chester the Molester, asking his heterosexual, male coworkers, "if they wanna go camping?!"

January 8th, 2008, 03:25 PM
this question has been hermetically sealed, and has been in Ed's liquor cabinet for 96 hours.

A cold beer on a hot day.
A icecream sundae.
A $5.00 hooker

Inside the envelope the question is: Name three things that go down easy?

January 8th, 2008, 03:27 PM
Answer: Hoe down.

Police lingo for a dead prostitute.:rolleyes:

January 8th, 2008, 03:28 PM
"What the :censored:, a stale piece of popcorn!"

*edit* Just noticed I'm not as original as I think I am. :embara:

hoyt bowhunting
January 8th, 2008, 03:56 PM
who rubbed the bottle and what 3 wishes do you want.

January 8th, 2008, 06:17 PM
Who else could balance a shih tzu on their head while holding the winning bingo ticket?

January 8th, 2008, 06:54 PM
"MY x-wife got half!!"
But she didn't get this sweeett hat!!


Dead Center
January 8th, 2008, 11:07 PM
If I had an answer and you had a feather in your @$$ we would both be tickled.

2nd Nature
January 9th, 2008, 04:03 AM
If I had an answer and you had a feather in your @$$ we would both be tickled.

Sorry can't top that one! Ain't even gonna try.:set1_applaud:

January 9th, 2008, 09:44 AM[/QUOTE]

Halloween 78' Carsons a NYC taxi cab driver.

January 11th, 2008, 12:58 AM
"camotoe M'ville's poster of the year"

Tim Roberts
January 11th, 2008, 01:42 AM
"I dressed in this stupid hat and all they gave me was a blank piece of paper." :)

January 11th, 2008, 09:59 PM
ok folks votin time...