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February 13th, 2008, 01:36 PM
All aboard:

February 13th, 2008, 01:37 PM
Next stop, The United States!

hoyt bowhunting
February 13th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Us border patrols nightmare

February 13th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Cover page photo for the latest State of the Union address. :mg:

February 13th, 2008, 02:13 PM
Were off to see the wizard.....the wonderful wizard of free healthcare, free housing, free leaching off of hard working tax paying American citizens....

February 13th, 2008, 02:18 PM
You get what you pay for

Slippy Field
February 13th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Next stop, The United States!

Winner! :darkbeer:

February 13th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Underground Railroad my @ss!!!

February 13th, 2008, 02:41 PM
the mexican M4L train :eek:

February 13th, 2008, 02:42 PM
I've heard of car pooling here in the U.S., Must be how they do it over there

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Is this where we vote for Obama ?

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Next stop Wal Mart !!

February 13th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Mexican first class!!!!:ROFLMAO:

February 13th, 2008, 03:11 PM
tickets, tickets please,

have yourt tickets handy.

Fozzie Bear
February 13th, 2008, 03:12 PM
The future of the Public Welfare Transportation System, that would be created under Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President of the United States.

February 13th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Please do not use the toilet facilities while the train is standing at the station.

Dead Center
February 13th, 2008, 04:31 PM
All right
Who farted?

Fozzie Bear
February 13th, 2008, 04:40 PM
#1 - A single voice from the front: "Land-ho!"
#2 - Person next to them: "We're on land...on a friggen' friggen moron!
<Just then person #2, backhands person #1 *SMACK!*>

February 13th, 2008, 04:44 PM
Looks like the Dem's voting base has been rallied!

February 13th, 2008, 06:10 PM
India's version of the "Geek Squad"

February 13th, 2008, 06:44 PM
The train subsidiary of Southwest Airlines. :wink:

February 13th, 2008, 06:47 PM
"California, here we come..." :confused:

February 13th, 2008, 07:06 PM
"And don't go ridin' on that Long Brown Train." -Josh Turner song..

February 13th, 2008, 07:14 PM
Taking a cue from the Raid Pest Strips, the Southern Texas Rail Line covered their trains with Sticky Glue...:mg: :darkbeer:

February 13th, 2008, 07:41 PM
how many mexicans does it take to screw the united states?

February 13th, 2008, 08:21 PM
Guy on the front middle sitting with legs xed-- If this is 1st class, I'd hate to see what coach is like!:eek:

February 13th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Dell customer service....reporting for duty...

February 13th, 2008, 08:41 PM
And we wonder why Amtrack doesn't make any money, their business plan sucks.

February 13th, 2008, 09:02 PM
How many Mexicans does it take to power a train??

February 13th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Tickets? We don't need no stinkin tickets!!!

February 13th, 2008, 09:49 PM
More mexicans than you can shake a stick at

February 13th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Public transportation AFTER they offered free Starbucks...

February 13th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Forward ho! To the quickie mart!

Just to let you all know, they aren't Mexicans- they are from India.

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 10:32 PM
Our governments idea of Training emigrants !:confused:

Tim Roberts
February 13th, 2008, 10:40 PM
All the World's help desk employees go to work on the same train.

Cheese Head
February 13th, 2008, 11:56 PM
Is that the Mathews bandwagon? :set1_rolf2:

February 14th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Is that the Mathews bandwagon? :set1_rolf2:

February 14th, 2008, 12:52 AM
"Hurry up, man. Git on da train. Da Demacracks' be givin' fry chicken n' greens free if wes go votin' "

February 14th, 2008, 11:14 AM
guy #1 says "put some @$$ into it".:hairy:
guy #2 says "I dont think we can steal this one:.:hairy:


February 14th, 2008, 11:56 AM did say


February 14th, 2008, 12:23 PM
All aboard:

5 Minute train wash!!!

Hana Pa'a
February 14th, 2008, 05:21 PM
Camotoe, good luck with narrowing this one down, way too many good posts.

February 14th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to put the caption #'s in a hat and draw five...

February 15th, 2008, 04:14 AM
Please remain seated, and keep arms and legs inside the cars, until the train comes to a complete stop!

February 15th, 2008, 08:49 AM
Here at India Railways Safety is job, um, 53? No, no, 54.

Hana Pa'a
February 15th, 2008, 09:16 AM
Last one holding on wins the train.

February 15th, 2008, 10:58 AM
In an attempt to once and for all gain control of Kashmir. India launches a secret attack on Pakistan. General Allashiki was quoted as saying. "They will never see it coming."

February 15th, 2008, 11:16 AM
Isn't that a clip in Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train" video?

February 15th, 2008, 11:28 AM
Conductor: Allll abooo.......ahh screw it, HANG ON DAMN-IT, WE'RE MOVIN'.

February 15th, 2008, 11:39 AM
when the talaban heard the u.s. was coming to town, they took the first train outa there

February 15th, 2008, 12:09 PM
All aboard:

WELCOME! To the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW! LIVE from india!!! Todays show-----My husband is a GAY train jumper!!!!

February 15th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Engineer: "And the insects,....they were as big as humans". :pukey:

Cheese Head
February 15th, 2008, 11:56 PM
The townfolk packed up and hopped on the one way train outta Dodge when they found out that their once quiet town was now on Hillary Clinton's campaign trail. :usa2:

4X-24 BOB
February 16th, 2008, 01:53 PM
All aboard the train bound for TAXI CAB SCHOOL !

February 16th, 2008, 02:27 PM
welcome to the M4L train
my name is OBT and I will be your engineer today

(just couldn't resist)

February 16th, 2008, 02:31 PM
why paint the train?...let me explain "outsourcing"

February 17th, 2008, 09:58 PM
"Recent Government surveys suggest that by the year 2008, India will have more Engineers than the United States."

February 18th, 2008, 12:35 PM
all applicants for the 20 jobs at the new walmart board now!

Fozzie Bear
February 18th, 2008, 12:44 PM
7-Eleven's new Employee Assisted Transportation System program (aka: EATS).

February 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM
Last stop...we will be voting shorty...shortly. Be watching for #19. Thanks all.

February 20th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Were off to see the wizard.....the wonderful wizard of free healthcare, free housing, free leaching off of hard working tax paying American citizens....

that's got my vote.

February 22nd, 2008, 08:19 PM
it's no fun bein' an illegal alien...

May 18th, 2008, 12:44 AM
Well if it were Mexican's I think the winner would be next stop the United States as said early on in the thread, But that's in India and I'm going with " We don't ride no stinking Camels here " or " Dis is de only transport we got "

December 14th, 2008, 12:32 PM
some idiot yelled TSUNAMI down in the market place by the coast!!!

January 22nd, 2009, 02:37 PM
1st are we sure that they are Mexicans?
2nd Could they be people from India?
3rd They could even be from Pakistan!
If it is #3 then they could be headed for the first 7 11

January 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Is that the last train to Clarksville?

February 1st, 2009, 11:37 AM
While there first attemp at building trains wasn't as planned Iraq hired cheap labor to push the train incase of a break down.

February 2nd, 2009, 09:04 PM
how many does it take to stop a train???? dont know we are still piling on..... man if this dont send chills down your spine..