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camotoe
February 13th, 2008, 01:36 PM
All aboard:
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/captions/OnlyInIndia1.jpg

sback05
February 13th, 2008, 01:37 PM
Next stop, The United States!

hoyt bowhunting
February 13th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Us border patrols nightmare

SOBLE
February 13th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Cover page photo for the latest State of the Union address. :mg:

*wk*
February 13th, 2008, 02:13 PM
Were off to see the wizard.....the wonderful wizard of free healthcare, free housing, free leaching off of hard working tax paying American citizens....

outdoorattic
February 13th, 2008, 02:18 PM
You get what you pay for

Slippy Field
February 13th, 2008, 02:19 PM
Next stop, The United States!

Winner! :darkbeer:

tuckr
February 13th, 2008, 02:21 PM
Underground Railroad my @ss!!!

CntrlIaHunter
February 13th, 2008, 02:41 PM
the mexican M4L train :eek:

T.Stony
February 13th, 2008, 02:42 PM
I've heard of car pooling here in the U.S., Must be how they do it over there

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Is this where we vote for Obama ?

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 03:05 PM
Next stop Wal Mart !!

OHIOBUCK
February 13th, 2008, 03:11 PM
Mexican first class!!!!:ROFLMAO:

jkcerda
February 13th, 2008, 03:11 PM
tickets, tickets please,

have yourt tickets handy.

Fozzie Bear
February 13th, 2008, 03:12 PM
The future of the Public Welfare Transportation System, that would be created under Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President of the United States.

TomK
February 13th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Please do not use the toilet facilities while the train is standing at the station.

Dead Center
February 13th, 2008, 04:31 PM
All right
Who farted?

Fozzie Bear
February 13th, 2008, 04:40 PM
#1 - A single voice from the front: "Land-ho!"
#2 - Person next to them: "We're on land...on a friggen' train...you friggen moron!
<Just then person #2, backhands person #1 *SMACK!*>

Faltwater
February 13th, 2008, 04:44 PM
Looks like the Dem's voting base has been rallied!

SDLAW
February 13th, 2008, 06:10 PM
India's version of the "Geek Squad"

Soujyu
February 13th, 2008, 06:44 PM
The train subsidiary of Southwest Airlines. :wink:

Ringtail
February 13th, 2008, 06:47 PM
"California, here we come..." :confused:

kansasboi
February 13th, 2008, 07:06 PM
"And don't go ridin' on that Long Brown Train." -Josh Turner song..

hdracer
February 13th, 2008, 07:14 PM
Taking a cue from the Raid Pest Strips, the Southern Texas Rail Line covered their trains with Sticky Glue...:mg: :darkbeer:

krazyracer
February 13th, 2008, 07:41 PM
how many mexicans does it take to screw the united states?

treesap
February 13th, 2008, 08:21 PM
Guy on the front middle sitting with legs xed-- If this is 1st class, I'd hate to see what coach is like!:eek:

*wk*
February 13th, 2008, 08:28 PM
Dell customer service....reporting for duty...

mangler
February 13th, 2008, 08:41 PM
And we wonder why Amtrack doesn't make any money, their business plan sucks.

Junior.
February 13th, 2008, 09:02 PM
How many Mexicans does it take to power a train??

AdvanTimberLou
February 13th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Tickets? We don't need no stinkin tickets!!!

BigBuckStinger
February 13th, 2008, 09:49 PM
More mexicans than you can shake a stick at

bowmedic
February 13th, 2008, 10:27 PM
Public transportation AFTER they offered free Starbucks...

Corona
February 13th, 2008, 10:30 PM
Forward ho! To the quickie mart!

Just to let you all know, they aren't Mexicans- they are from India.

4X-24 BOB
February 13th, 2008, 10:32 PM
Our governments idea of Training emigrants !:confused:

Tim Roberts
February 13th, 2008, 10:40 PM
All the World's help desk employees go to work on the same train.

Cheese Head
February 13th, 2008, 11:56 PM
Is that the Mathews bandwagon? :set1_rolf2:

southerngirl
February 14th, 2008, 12:02 AM
Is that the Mathews bandwagon? :set1_rolf2:
rofl

countrybumpkin
February 14th, 2008, 12:52 AM
"Hurry up, man. Git on da train. Da Demacracks' be givin' fry chicken n' greens free if wes go votin' "

bengalbrother
February 14th, 2008, 11:14 AM
guy #1 says "put some @$$ into it".:hairy:
guy #2 says "I dont think we can steal this one:.:hairy:

:set1_punch:

rachunter
February 14th, 2008, 11:56 AM
Well......you did say

"....ALL......ABOARD.........."

OHIOBUCK
February 14th, 2008, 12:23 PM
All aboard:
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/captions/OnlyInIndia1.jpg


5 Minute train wash!!!

Hana Pa'a
February 14th, 2008, 05:21 PM
Camotoe, good luck with narrowing this one down, way too many good posts.

camotoe
February 14th, 2008, 05:27 PM
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to put the caption #'s in a hat and draw five...

RUMMY
February 15th, 2008, 04:14 AM
Please remain seated, and keep arms and legs inside the cars, until the train comes to a complete stop!

BIV
February 15th, 2008, 08:49 AM
Here at India Railways Safety is job, um, 53? No, no, 54.

Hana Pa'a
February 15th, 2008, 09:16 AM
Last one holding on wins the train.

riverpilot69
February 15th, 2008, 10:58 AM
In an attempt to once and for all gain control of Kashmir. India launches a secret attack on Pakistan. General Allashiki was quoted as saying. "They will never see it coming."

Spiker
February 15th, 2008, 11:16 AM
Isn't that a clip in Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train" video?

ESMO-Joe
February 15th, 2008, 11:28 AM
Conductor: Allll abooo.......ahh screw it, HANG ON DAMN-IT, WE'RE MOVIN'.

krazyracer
February 15th, 2008, 11:39 AM
when the talaban heard the u.s. was coming to town, they took the first train outa there

OHIOBUCK
February 15th, 2008, 12:09 PM
All aboard:
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/captions/OnlyInIndia1.jpg


WELCOME! To the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW! LIVE from india!!! Todays show-----My husband is a GAY train jumper!!!!

GROUNDPATROL
February 15th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Engineer: "And the insects,....they were as big as humans". :pukey:

Cheese Head
February 15th, 2008, 11:56 PM
The townfolk packed up and hopped on the one way train outta Dodge when they found out that their once quiet town was now on Hillary Clinton's campaign trail. :usa2:

4X-24 BOB
February 16th, 2008, 01:53 PM
All aboard the train bound for TAXI CAB SCHOOL !

MOPARLVR4406
February 16th, 2008, 02:27 PM
welcome to the M4L train
my name is OBT and I will be your engineer today

(just couldn't resist)

MOPARLVR4406
February 16th, 2008, 02:31 PM
why paint the train?...let me explain "outsourcing"

Stubbleducker
February 17th, 2008, 09:58 PM
"Recent Government surveys suggest that by the year 2008, India will have more Engineers than the United States."

wabobbo
February 18th, 2008, 12:35 PM
all applicants for the 20 jobs at the new walmart board now!

Fozzie Bear
February 18th, 2008, 12:44 PM
7-Eleven's new Employee Assisted Transportation System program (aka: EATS).

camotoe
February 18th, 2008, 02:14 PM
Last stop...we will be voting shorty...shortly. Be watching for #19. Thanks all.

danesdad
February 20th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Were off to see the wizard.....the wonderful wizard of free healthcare, free housing, free leaching off of hard working tax paying American citizens....



that's got my vote.

mtneer13
February 22nd, 2008, 08:19 PM
it's no fun bein' an illegal alien...

drysmoke
May 18th, 2008, 12:44 AM
Well if it were Mexican's I think the winner would be next stop the United States as said early on in the thread, But that's in India and I'm going with " We don't ride no stinking Camels here " or " Dis is de only transport we got "

remford
December 14th, 2008, 12:32 PM
some idiot yelled TSUNAMI down in the market place by the coast!!!

Tom@LAS
January 22nd, 2009, 02:37 PM
1st are we sure that they are Mexicans?
2nd Could they be people from India?
3rd They could even be from Pakistan!
If it is #3 then they could be headed for the first 7 11

FSUBIGMAC
January 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Is that the last train to Clarksville?

UCNYbowhunter
February 1st, 2009, 11:37 AM
While there first attemp at building trains wasn't as planned Iraq hired cheap labor to push the train incase of a break down.

bdrake
February 2nd, 2009, 09:04 PM
how many does it take to stop a train???? dont know we are still piling on..... man if this dont send chills down your spine..