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February 21st, 2008, 10:32 AM
Have at it.

February 21st, 2008, 10:35 AM
OH, man them tacos were a bad choice for breakfest.

February 21st, 2008, 10:36 AM
The scene right before Ching Yao won the National lighting your own fart competition!!

February 21st, 2008, 10:36 AM
echeequan, bring the rice paper,not the charmin!!

February 21st, 2008, 10:49 AM
Maybe i should have shaved my ballz before the match! :eek:

February 21st, 2008, 10:51 AM
Hey Ref!!! I didn't step in it did I??? DAMN dogs!!!

February 21st, 2008, 10:52 AM
"I'm a little teapot short and stout"!

February 21st, 2008, 10:55 AM
What's hot and what's not.

What's not
Plain old Sumo Wrestling

What's hot
Sumo Wrestling with the new groin accupuncture belt

February 21st, 2008, 10:56 AM
Dam Contacts!

Fozzie Bear
February 21st, 2008, 11:14 AM
Psssst! Hey there sexy! Yes! You big-boy, in the front row! I also perform as a professional stripper. :wink: :wink: You can slip your yen in my Mawashi, and in return I'll put your head against my chest, and shake my man boobs in your face. Oh! I charge 1000 yen for lap dances. :wink: :wink: Cum down to the stripper club, after this show, and I'll show you a little special sumpin'-sumpin'.

February 21st, 2008, 11:15 AM
A Mighty Wind

February 21st, 2008, 12:13 PM
I didnt think my ass looked that bad in this!!

February 21st, 2008, 12:48 PM
"I'm a little teapot short and stout"!

February 21st, 2008, 12:48 PM
I hate it riding up my butt crack. Push.

February 21st, 2008, 01:14 PM
We gathered you all here today to find out who put the Gorilla Glue in the Mawashis?

February 21st, 2008, 01:44 PM
With close and careful observation, you can tell the dominant male of the troupe as he is the one that lifts his leg to urinate and the subordinates squat. Even when not actually performing the act, the display is a show of dominance.

Fozzie Bear
February 21st, 2008, 01:54 PM
Singing: "Which one, is fatter than the other?!"

Rack Tracker
February 21st, 2008, 02:04 PM
Thought bubble above the sumo wrestler....

"boy talk about the shizzling drits...."

Tim Roberts
February 21st, 2008, 02:20 PM
Terrence and Phillip go international. :)

February 21st, 2008, 02:37 PM
Does this make my butt look big?

February 21st, 2008, 03:50 PM
OMG he kicked me in the nutz, I think I'm gonna :pukey:!!

February 21st, 2008, 04:52 PM
I know, I know

It's a contest to see which one of them can blast the two guys in dresses out of the circle with only their flatulance.

February 21st, 2008, 06:44 PM
Daniel Sun, You Show me Squatin and Gruntin.

February 21st, 2008, 06:45 PM
A new version of the old military exercise...the SQUAT-THRUST !!!

Dead Center
February 21st, 2008, 06:47 PM
Ah sole! Who changed my preparation H with Ben Gay :eek:

4X-24 BOB
February 21st, 2008, 08:47 PM
What are you lookin at !!!

4X-24 BOB
February 21st, 2008, 08:50 PM
If you had this many knitting needles stuck in your crotch you would stand like this too !!!

4X-24 BOB
February 21st, 2008, 09:01 PM
Hey lady in the fourth row from the top ! Here is kiss for you ! Oh and send me an 8x10 glossie for my desk top!!

February 21st, 2008, 09:57 PM
アンペア時従って.......that の人及び彼の寿司の糸.......I は大きいマッチの前に......... そんなに食べるべきでない


私の好みAC/DC の歌をする約1 つの必要性"私は大きい球を持っている


February 21st, 2008, 10:02 PM
Hiroshi! I swear this is exactly what Britley Spears does before a performance.

February 21st, 2008, 10:46 PM
sometimes he goes before the match, but sometimes it "depends"

February 21st, 2008, 11:13 PM
World's Largest Yoga Class..

February 22nd, 2008, 06:19 AM
acupucture instead of viagra gone very wrong.

February 22nd, 2008, 07:42 AM
I shouldn't have eaten at the White Pagoda

February 22nd, 2008, 07:42 AM
"You SURE I've got one of those down here?"

Fozzie Bear
February 22nd, 2008, 09:44 AM
Squatting Sumo: DANG! I can't put my legs together. :sad: How in the heck are women able to stand the pain after getting a wax job down there to remove all that pubic hair is beyond me?! :confused:

Sumo with raised leg: OHHHHH! This was one of the brightest idea's you've ever come up with! Oh sure...lets go have a few drinks together, you say! Hey...I know...let's go get our nut sacks waxed! If the women can do it...why can't we, you wonder?! :mad: Remind me...never to drink with you again...cuz apparently you are on crack as well! :mad:

February 22nd, 2008, 10:56 PM
You pick the meat out of that one Ill crack you another one.

4X-24 BOB
February 22nd, 2008, 11:01 PM
You missa unda stood ! I say show em you crazy ! Not show em you nutz!

February 23rd, 2008, 12:45 AM
I think I'm giving birth to Bob Marley. :eek:

2nd Nature
February 23rd, 2008, 01:19 AM
Due to illegal hits, the porcupine was dq'd

2nd Nature
February 23rd, 2008, 01:21 AM
In another performance test, Slick Tricks do penetrate further.

February 23rd, 2008, 01:25 AM
Guy in chair: " I can't wrestle this guy if he's gonna' be blowing stinky all over me"

Guy spreading leg: " just baskin in the ambience"

Dead Center
February 23rd, 2008, 11:13 PM
Most gracious doctor, Does this rash look bad?

February 24th, 2008, 08:18 AM
OK dudes and time