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February 24th, 2008, 08:25 AM
Here you go...

February 24th, 2008, 08:27 AM
And then, Jimmy woke up with permanent Kung Fu grip.

February 24th, 2008, 08:31 AM
the first time my wife saw it, ...she fainted!


February 24th, 2008, 08:39 AM
Warning Sign in Background -- "Beware of near-sighted Sea Snakes during mating Season"

4X-24 BOB
February 24th, 2008, 12:12 PM
Jr. worked at the local Chemical Plant testing the herbicide that, KILLS THE ROOT !

February 24th, 2008, 12:27 PM
My GF said she wanted a man with 18 inches, I told her I wasen't cutting off 6 inches just for her!

February 24th, 2008, 12:35 PM
I need a seperate blood reservior to keep this bad boy up!!

February 24th, 2008, 12:46 PM
There were these two fellers standing on a bridge taking a wiz. One of them fellers says the water is cold. The other feller said it is deep too. One of them was from Arkansas. Get It?

February 24th, 2008, 12:47 PM
I can't pull too hard it has sharp teeth!!!

February 24th, 2008, 01:38 PM
Anybody got a dozen Viagra?

February 24th, 2008, 01:51 PM
Now If I Only Knew How To Use It!!!!!!!!

February 24th, 2008, 01:57 PM
I heard human growth hormons would help, but they said nothing about this being a side effect!!!!!:horse:

February 24th, 2008, 02:05 PM
i borrowed this from my horse. :eek:

February 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
OMG! my junk is brown!!! :jaw::chortle::twitch::zip:

February 24th, 2008, 02:10 PM
ummm, all i need now is a belt:wink:

February 24th, 2008, 02:11 PM
help. it's fallen & it cant get up:cry:

2nd Nature
February 24th, 2008, 04:06 PM
Wanna see why it's called a "gooey" duck?

Dead Center
February 24th, 2008, 05:31 PM
After the surgery things were great, except at the beach. It keeps trying to pound sand up my a**.

February 24th, 2008, 07:06 PM
this elephant trunk transplant is great!!!!!!, i just hope i dont see any loose peanuts on the floor:eek:

A. S. Hansen
February 24th, 2008, 08:57 PM
Hey baby do you like gooey duck...... Well then duck down and get you some.:wink:

February 24th, 2008, 10:56 PM
In the morning this baby watches me shave.

February 24th, 2008, 11:08 PM
Dang thing hasn't worked right since I heard Hilary was running for president.

February 25th, 2008, 05:57 AM
I asked a genie for a large pianist for the wedding reception. But this will do instead.

February 25th, 2008, 07:23 AM
"And this is the crank bait I use for picking up women."

February 25th, 2008, 09:13 AM
Git-R-Done ! :darkbeer:

February 25th, 2008, 09:19 AM
I think I got the clap or something!:embara:

February 25th, 2008, 09:32 AM
They said you was Hung......And they was right!

February 25th, 2008, 10:16 AM
I don't need a prescription, I got 'Natural' male enhancement.

February 25th, 2008, 10:19 AM
John Holmes as a young lad

Fozzie Bear
February 25th, 2008, 11:08 AM
The ladies are absolutely in love with me just because of how well I am endowed.

Too bad for them, I'm completely gay, and my gay lover should be here any moment!

February 25th, 2008, 11:48 AM
Keep your mouth shut or i will choke you to death:darkbeer:

February 25th, 2008, 12:33 PM
And u wonder why I cant shoot my bow first thing in the morning!

February 25th, 2008, 02:56 PM
"Say hello to my little friend"

Dead Center
February 25th, 2008, 04:18 PM
Your Jealous!

Rack Tracker
February 25th, 2008, 06:05 PM
Are you sure this is called a "Horse Neck" clam, I don't see the resemblance?

February 25th, 2008, 06:11 PM
I'm just trolling...see if I get any bites.

February 25th, 2008, 06:51 PM
My name is Tripod, what's yours?

February 25th, 2008, 07:50 PM
and Mom said I would never be famous...look at me MOM!:zip:

February 26th, 2008, 12:33 AM
do these bumps look like warts? :fear::noidea:

2nd Nature
February 26th, 2008, 03:12 AM
Ron Jeremy who?

February 26th, 2008, 09:49 AM
"I got a sliver again" !

February 26th, 2008, 10:08 AM
This is my runner up trophy from when I was on Fear Factor.

February 26th, 2008, 10:51 AM
ok guys...the jury is out...and what a hung jury it is, I might add! Cast your votes...

February 27th, 2008, 02:16 PM
Warning: Stay Away From Hillary Clinton........