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camotoe
February 24th, 2008, 09:25 AM
Here you go...
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/captions/Geoduck06240520002.jpg

StBen
February 24th, 2008, 09:27 AM
And then, Jimmy woke up with permanent Kung Fu grip.

wabobbo
February 24th, 2008, 09:31 AM
the first time my wife saw it, ...she fainted!

359338

hdracer
February 24th, 2008, 09:39 AM
Warning Sign in Background -- "Beware of near-sighted Sea Snakes during mating Season"

4X-24 BOB
February 24th, 2008, 01:12 PM
Jr. worked at the local Chemical Plant testing the herbicide that, KILLS THE ROOT !

Corona
February 24th, 2008, 01:27 PM
My GF said she wanted a man with 18 inches, I told her I wasen't cutting off 6 inches just for her!

mihuntn
February 24th, 2008, 01:35 PM
I need a seperate blood reservior to keep this bad boy up!!

coxva
February 24th, 2008, 01:46 PM
There were these two fellers standing on a bridge taking a wiz. One of them fellers says the water is cold. The other feller said it is deep too. One of them was from Arkansas. Get It?

WildWestBows
February 24th, 2008, 01:47 PM
I can't pull too hard it has sharp teeth!!!

blorf
February 24th, 2008, 02:38 PM
Anybody got a dozen Viagra?

treesap
February 24th, 2008, 02:51 PM
Now If I Only Knew How To Use It!!!!!!!!

treesap
February 24th, 2008, 02:57 PM
I heard human growth hormons would help, but they said nothing about this being a side effect!!!!!:horse:

CntrlIaHunter
February 24th, 2008, 03:05 PM
i borrowed this from my horse. :eek:

CntrlIaHunter
February 24th, 2008, 03:07 PM
OMG! my junk is brown!!! :jaw::chortle::twitch::zip:

jkcerda
February 24th, 2008, 03:10 PM
ummm, all i need now is a belt:wink:

jkcerda
February 24th, 2008, 03:11 PM
help. it's fallen & it cant get up:cry:

2nd Nature
February 24th, 2008, 05:06 PM
Wanna see why it's called a "gooey" duck?

Dead Center
February 24th, 2008, 06:31 PM
After the surgery things were great, except at the beach. It keeps trying to pound sand up my a**.

jkcerda
February 24th, 2008, 08:06 PM
this elephant trunk transplant is great!!!!!!, i just hope i dont see any loose peanuts on the floor:eek:

A. S. Hansen
February 24th, 2008, 09:57 PM
Hey baby do you like gooey duck...... Well then duck down and get you some.:wink:

SDLAW
February 24th, 2008, 11:56 PM
In the morning this baby watches me shave.

pruidoug
February 25th, 2008, 12:08 AM
Dang thing hasn't worked right since I heard Hilary was running for president.

gobbleinwoods
February 25th, 2008, 06:57 AM
I asked a genie for a large pianist for the wedding reception. But this will do instead.

Junior.
February 25th, 2008, 08:23 AM
"And this is the crank bait I use for picking up women."

MNHOYT
February 25th, 2008, 10:13 AM
Git-R-Done ! :darkbeer:

sback05
February 25th, 2008, 10:19 AM
I think I got the clap or something!:embara:

outdoorattic
February 25th, 2008, 10:32 AM
They said you was Hung......And they was right!

OHIOBUCK
February 25th, 2008, 11:16 AM
I don't need a prescription, I got 'Natural' male enhancement.

tuckr
February 25th, 2008, 11:19 AM
John Holmes as a young lad

Fozzie Bear
February 25th, 2008, 12:08 PM
The ladies are absolutely in love with me just because of how well I am endowed.

Too bad for them, I'm completely gay, and my gay lover should be here any moment!

DRT
February 25th, 2008, 12:48 PM
Keep your mouth shut or i will choke you to death:darkbeer:

Smitty04
February 25th, 2008, 01:33 PM
And u wonder why I cant shoot my bow first thing in the morning!

MNHOYT
February 25th, 2008, 03:56 PM
"Say hello to my little friend"

Dead Center
February 25th, 2008, 05:18 PM
Your Jealous!

Rack Tracker
February 25th, 2008, 07:05 PM
Are you sure this is called a "Horse Neck" clam, I don't see the resemblance?

azone5
February 25th, 2008, 07:11 PM
I'm just trolling...see if I get any bites.

Kibosh
February 25th, 2008, 07:51 PM
Hi,
My name is Tripod, what's yours?

SOBLE
February 25th, 2008, 08:50 PM
and Mom said I would never be famous...look at me MOM!:zip:

CntrlIaHunter
February 26th, 2008, 01:33 AM
do these bumps look like warts? :fear::noidea:

2nd Nature
February 26th, 2008, 04:12 AM
Ron Jeremy who?

MNHOYT
February 26th, 2008, 10:49 AM
"I got a sliver again" !

riverpilot69
February 26th, 2008, 11:08 AM
This is my runner up trophy from when I was on Fear Factor.

camotoe
February 26th, 2008, 11:51 AM
ok guys...the jury is out...and what a hung jury it is, I might add! Cast your votes...

aztrophytaker
February 27th, 2008, 03:16 PM
Warning: Stay Away From Hillary Clinton........