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February 28th, 2008, 12:19 PM
Here you go...

February 28th, 2008, 12:20 PM
Rectum, Damn near killed'em!!!!!!!!!

Slippy Field
February 28th, 2008, 12:21 PM
Here you go...

Alright, wheres my lube?

February 28th, 2008, 12:24 PM
Talk about a bush!!!

February 28th, 2008, 12:35 PM
A man thinking of ways to get rid of his neighbor, without getting to spend the rest of his life in prison.

February 28th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Retiring after 30 years in Proctology and I still can't get away from a bunch of rear ends.

February 28th, 2008, 01:46 PM
man that is a great place to lean a shovel

February 28th, 2008, 01:52 PM
That reminds me. I need to call to make an appointment to have my hemoroid checked.

4X-24 BOB
February 28th, 2008, 02:04 PM
I think its either a Moon Bush or a Jungle Booty Bush !

February 28th, 2008, 02:08 PM
honey you in there

4X-24 BOB
February 28th, 2008, 02:16 PM
Howard I told you not to make fun of Mrs Johnson when she was weeding her garden !

February 28th, 2008, 02:27 PM
Must give the credit on this one to Sir Mix-A-Lot queue the music and . . .

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rumple smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

Fozzie Bear
February 28th, 2008, 02:31 PM
Do these leaves, make my butt look fat?!

February 28th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Talk about bush wacking!!

4X-24 BOB
February 28th, 2008, 02:56 PM
The Johnsons ash has a bad case of the brown leaf spot !

February 28th, 2008, 03:13 PM
Here you go...

Now........ all I got to do is.......... slooooooowwwwly grow over to the fence , and pinch one off in that SOB'S yard.

February 28th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Here you go...

In 1971, Stuart Roosa,conducted a test on the apollo 14 mission. The test was to take seeds into space and orbit them around the moon, to see if there would be any discernable differences.

This is a picture of stuart's yard, where he planted one of the seeds from the apollo 14 flight.

February 28th, 2008, 03:33 PM
That fella needs to do some MANSCAPING :eek:

February 28th, 2008, 03:35 PM
Blue 42, Blue 42, Hut!

February 28th, 2008, 04:13 PM
Holy Crap! Richard Simmons in a ghillie suit.

February 28th, 2008, 04:20 PM
mmmn I hope thats not poison ivy like the last one. The skin is only just starting to grow back.:eek:

February 28th, 2008, 04:20 PM
i think the bush need a litlle trimming.

Dead Center
February 28th, 2008, 04:34 PM

4X-24 BOB
February 28th, 2008, 04:45 PM
Only two things keepin me from hittin it ! A step stool and rememberin where I put the gate in this here fence !

February 28th, 2008, 04:57 PM
You want me to trim your what??

February 28th, 2008, 05:37 PM
my neighbor is two faced.

February 28th, 2008, 05:49 PM
nope, go wipe again ,you didnt get it all :wink:

February 28th, 2008, 05:55 PM
Don't Make Me come over this Fence and kick your A $$!!!!!!


February 28th, 2008, 05:58 PM
"Do my hemoroids look like yours?"

February 28th, 2008, 06:06 PM
Is that a woodpecker in that shrub?

February 28th, 2008, 06:09 PM
Coming soon to theaters near you "Grumpy Old Men 3"

February 28th, 2008, 06:20 PM
As the man looks on he thinks to himself "now how did my neighbor get a likeness of my wife in that position"?

February 28th, 2008, 06:27 PM
Can I ass-k you a question?

February 28th, 2008, 06:43 PM
Here you go...

Come get some of this bush

February 29th, 2008, 07:22 AM
Damn! Hit the "X" but lost my arrow! :darkbeer:

Fozzie Bear
February 29th, 2008, 09:24 AM
Honey?! This look's alot like yours!


I'm gonna need commercial tools, in order to trim that bush.

Fozzie Bear
February 29th, 2008, 09:25 AM
:confused3: Where was I supposed to plant my stump?!

February 29th, 2008, 10:09 AM
your topiary looks better than my wife's

February 29th, 2008, 12:12 PM
Gives new meaning to the term "Green Piece".....:zip: :tongue:

February 29th, 2008, 03:59 PM
Your does look like a knot hole.

A. S. Hansen
February 29th, 2008, 07:29 PM
I put up this nice fence and this is the Thanks I Get.

February 29th, 2008, 10:03 PM
Myrna!......Myrna!.......Bring the hose!


February 29th, 2008, 10:08 PM! Crack Kills!


archery ham
February 29th, 2008, 10:24 PM
Earlier, Mr. Bush had told Frank to kiss his butt. Now Frank is wondering if he can pucker up that big.

Dead Center
March 1st, 2008, 01:22 PM
Are you sure this is the only way to get a green thumb?

deer dude
March 1st, 2008, 08:16 PM
bicycle rack!

Line cutter775
March 1st, 2008, 08:31 PM
peek-a-boo i fart on you!!!!

Cheese Head
March 1st, 2008, 08:36 PM
As the mailman approached the new mailbox, he found the mail slot quite accomodating. :zip:

March 1st, 2008, 09:37 PM
Do you think this looks like a taco?

March 1st, 2008, 09:57 PM
yep!!, one in the hand and two in the bush!

March 3rd, 2008, 12:15 PM