View Full Version : Caption Contest #29

March 24th, 2008, 06:16 PM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

Fozzie Bear
March 24th, 2008, 06:18 PM
Look at what the democrats have reduced me to for daily transportation. :mad: One good thing out of this, is the mule's name is Hillary... :wink:

March 24th, 2008, 08:17 PM
Can you guess where they put the dipstick????

March 24th, 2008, 08:20 PM
My other car is a camel

March 24th, 2008, 08:23 PM
Yep, I drive a GEO, you wouldn't believe the gas mileage I get

March 24th, 2008, 08:34 PM
I no longer need to worry about global warming...Now I need to worry about global worming!

March 24th, 2008, 09:04 PM
Get off the road *******!!

March 24th, 2008, 09:06 PM
its got 1 donkey power, 0-3 miles in 5 mins.

drive & mow lawn same time:).

hope muffler is plugged up:pukey:.

dont laugh, it been on "the show":wink:, how many movies have you made?

hey, I get to loook at *ss while i drive.

March 24th, 2008, 09:33 PM
what? I just pimped my ride. :banana:

check out the boom box, you just dont want to smell it:pukey:

March 24th, 2008, 09:48 PM
driver: yeeee hawwwww

donkey: now I'm confused

March 24th, 2008, 09:49 PM
Gas prices are getting so bad, New York Taxi cab drivers have found a solution!! :grin:

March 24th, 2008, 10:02 PM
all season radials-----$65.00
gucci turbin---------$550.00
having sponsers for the brand new "asscar" circuit-------PICELESS!!

March 24th, 2008, 10:47 PM
The least successful drive-by shooting in history.

March 24th, 2008, 10:53 PM
The least successful drive-by shooting in history.

what do you mean?
he has time to hit his target

Dead Center
March 24th, 2008, 10:57 PM
Damn it, Who stole my fuzzy camel dingle balls

Dead Center
March 24th, 2008, 10:59 PM
I could've had a V-8

March 24th, 2008, 11:16 PM
its got bad "emmisions":pukey:

thats not a radiator hose hanging there:eek::zip:

March 25th, 2008, 12:00 AM
just as fast as dial up:mad:

March 25th, 2008, 10:24 AM
" I'm rich Biatch! "

March 25th, 2008, 10:32 AM
Assoline engines took over once the oil ran out.

March 25th, 2008, 10:36 AM
I'M not going to check the oil!! Every time I pull on the dip stick he starts kicking!!!!

March 25th, 2008, 10:43 AM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

For another $2000 you can upgrade to the 1 horsepower motor.

March 25th, 2008, 10:52 AM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

What do ya think of my new asston martin???

March 25th, 2008, 10:53 AM
Rickshaw My "ASS"!!!!!

March 25th, 2008, 12:23 PM
hey,at least i got sponsors (stickers).

but the air conditioning is free.

check it out baby, we are already in the back seat:wink:

March 25th, 2008, 12:50 PM
Don't laugh. It's paid for.

Dead Center
March 25th, 2008, 07:30 PM
Do I make you horny baby!

March 25th, 2008, 07:38 PM
With all the roadside bombings lately, you can pick up these deluxe carts for a song.

March 26th, 2008, 01:34 AM
I said I wanted some ass in the back seat of my car... not some ass and the back seat of my car.

March 26th, 2008, 01:39 AM
brings new definition to "stick shift":wink:

yeah baby, its standard:eek:.


trust me baby, that is NOT the shifting gear:wink:

March 26th, 2008, 09:45 AM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

If you kick my ass----I can chirp 'em in 2 gears!!!

March 27th, 2008, 09:31 AM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

Would you be offended if I scratch my ass in public?

Fozzie Bear
March 27th, 2008, 11:11 AM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

I'm 98 years old now, and I've been all over the world, and put well over 300,000 miles on this sweet ride. I've had to replace the ass 4 times, after they just died, but the body sure holdin' its own. :confused3: Either that, or the stickers I got from each country, are holdin' her together... :noidea:

March 27th, 2008, 01:24 PM
dont laugh, this thing turns on an apple,,,just let me stick it out the window:wink:

March 27th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Here you go...http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/camotoe/1.jpg

Taliban escort service............We got the BEST ass in town!!!!!!

March 27th, 2008, 06:18 PM
Wow some great captions folks...time to vote