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March 24th, 2008, 05:16 PM
Here you go...

Fozzie Bear
March 24th, 2008, 05:18 PM
Look at what the democrats have reduced me to for daily transportation. :mad: One good thing out of this, is the mule's name is Hillary... :wink:

March 24th, 2008, 07:17 PM
Can you guess where they put the dipstick????

March 24th, 2008, 07:20 PM
My other car is a camel

March 24th, 2008, 07:23 PM
Yep, I drive a GEO, you wouldn't believe the gas mileage I get

March 24th, 2008, 07:34 PM
I no longer need to worry about global warming...Now I need to worry about global worming!

March 24th, 2008, 08:04 PM
Get off the road *******!!

March 24th, 2008, 08:06 PM
its got 1 donkey power, 0-3 miles in 5 mins.

drive & mow lawn same time:).

hope muffler is plugged up:pukey:.

dont laugh, it been on "the show":wink:, how many movies have you made?

hey, I get to loook at *ss while i drive.

March 24th, 2008, 08:33 PM
what? I just pimped my ride. :banana:

check out the boom box, you just dont want to smell it:pukey:

March 24th, 2008, 08:48 PM
driver: yeeee hawwwww

donkey: now I'm confused

March 24th, 2008, 08:49 PM
Gas prices are getting so bad, New York Taxi cab drivers have found a solution!! :grin:

March 24th, 2008, 09:02 PM
all season radials-----$65.00
gucci turbin---------$550.00
having sponsers for the brand new "asscar" circuit-------PICELESS!!

March 24th, 2008, 09:47 PM
The least successful drive-by shooting in history.

March 24th, 2008, 09:53 PM
The least successful drive-by shooting in history.

what do you mean?
he has time to hit his target

Dead Center
March 24th, 2008, 09:57 PM
Damn it, Who stole my fuzzy camel dingle balls

Dead Center
March 24th, 2008, 09:59 PM
I could've had a V-8

March 24th, 2008, 10:16 PM
its got bad "emmisions":pukey:

thats not a radiator hose hanging there:eek::zip:

March 24th, 2008, 11:00 PM
just as fast as dial up:mad:

March 25th, 2008, 09:24 AM
" I'm rich Biatch! "

March 25th, 2008, 09:32 AM
Assoline engines took over once the oil ran out.

March 25th, 2008, 09:36 AM
I'M not going to check the oil!! Every time I pull on the dip stick he starts kicking!!!!

March 25th, 2008, 09:43 AM
Here you go...

For another $2000 you can upgrade to the 1 horsepower motor.

March 25th, 2008, 09:52 AM
Here you go...

What do ya think of my new asston martin???

March 25th, 2008, 09:53 AM
Rickshaw My "ASS"!!!!!

March 25th, 2008, 11:23 AM
hey,at least i got sponsors (stickers).

but the air conditioning is free.

check it out baby, we are already in the back seat:wink:

March 25th, 2008, 11:50 AM
Don't laugh. It's paid for.

Dead Center
March 25th, 2008, 06:30 PM
Do I make you horny baby!

March 25th, 2008, 06:38 PM
With all the roadside bombings lately, you can pick up these deluxe carts for a song.

March 26th, 2008, 12:34 AM
I said I wanted some ass in the back seat of my car... not some ass and the back seat of my car.

March 26th, 2008, 12:39 AM
brings new definition to "stick shift":wink:

yeah baby, its standard:eek:.


trust me baby, that is NOT the shifting gear:wink:

March 26th, 2008, 08:45 AM
Here you go...

If you kick my ass----I can chirp 'em in 2 gears!!!

March 27th, 2008, 08:31 AM
Here you go...

Would you be offended if I scratch my ass in public?

Fozzie Bear
March 27th, 2008, 10:11 AM
Here you go...

I'm 98 years old now, and I've been all over the world, and put well over 300,000 miles on this sweet ride. I've had to replace the ass 4 times, after they just died, but the body sure holdin' its own. :confused3: Either that, or the stickers I got from each country, are holdin' her together... :noidea:

March 27th, 2008, 12:24 PM
dont laugh, this thing turns on an apple,,,just let me stick it out the window:wink:

March 27th, 2008, 12:46 PM
Here you go...

Taliban escort service............We got the BEST ass in town!!!!!!

March 27th, 2008, 05:18 PM
Wow some great captions folks...time to vote