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April 23rd, 2008, 07:56 AM

April 23rd, 2008, 08:15 AM
I can think of numerous witty lines for that, but WTH is the baby carrier doing on the floor in front of that tool?? :noidea:

April 23rd, 2008, 08:15 AM
Should have been suspicious when my tailor said he used to work in an auto factory.

April 23rd, 2008, 11:30 AM
"When immigrants are wiling to work for less wages than pillow stuffing"

April 23rd, 2008, 11:42 AM
Bob was such a couch potatoe that we just had him reupholstered

April 23rd, 2008, 11:46 AM
Undercover FBI agent on airport shuttle bus stakeout.

April 23rd, 2008, 11:57 AM
If you sit in the middle row, don't recline the seat. Something sticks you in the ***

April 23rd, 2008, 12:01 PM
These chairs have one hell of a headrest...................... .......

April 23rd, 2008, 12:10 PM
My armrest is a little hairy, but the drink holder is great!!

April 23rd, 2008, 03:22 PM
In a desperate attempt at a lap dance . . .

April 23rd, 2008, 04:12 PM

This is what happens when you sit in the back seat and forget to buckle up!

Dead Center
April 23rd, 2008, 05:40 PM
To make this work read this out loud

Eye We Todd Did

Now read it faster

April 24th, 2008, 10:07 AM
"Sit down and we will get something straight between us!" :darkbeer:

Fozzie Bear
April 24th, 2008, 11:44 AM
:confused3: Confused/Uncomfortable Sitting Passenger: "Boy. Have any of you noticed, that there's one particular spring in about the center of this seat cusion, that is apparently sticking up higher then any of the other springs?!"

April 24th, 2008, 11:57 AM
low income housing .......why even wear that sock..crackheads gone wild

Fozzie Bear
April 24th, 2008, 12:03 PM
Women Confused About Unexpected Pregnancy's
POSTED: 8:39 am EDT April 24, 2008
UPDATED: 9:17 am EDT April 24, 2008

DENVER, Colorado (AP) Women, most of whom were single, or living an alternate, sexual lifestyle, and who have used this shuttle van service, haven't figured out how they later became pregnant.

"Their conception dates have been traced back to the particular day they used the service", stated Dr. Pheil Wang. "It remains a mystery to the medical community."

It is reported that a high number of women, who repeatedly utilize this particular shuttle service, have reported unexpected preganancies.

"I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend at the moment. And I haven't been with a man for over a year. And yet, somehow, I found out that I am about 3 months pregnant", reported Luce Hips.

The occurances are currently under investigation by medical professionals, but no contribuing factor has been found.

"It's just a deep, mysterious, mystery, that may not have a solution, other than perhaps devine intervention of a higher being", said Dr. Pheil Wang.

April 24th, 2008, 05:51 PM
New tactic to try to smuggle illegals into the states

April 24th, 2008, 06:04 PM
jkcerda pays half of fare to cross border:secret::zip: