Alright I've got a riddle for you.......

[Skeletor]

The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers.
How can this be possible?



This should be an easy one.:darkbeer:

[fishnhuntr77]

Same President (Cleveland)

[Skeletor]

Man that was just too easy! Now did you know that or did ya have to Google it? LOL :wink:

[Skeletor]

Since the first one was so easy lets try another:

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

[Bowdiddly]

Because none of them were single, they were all married.

[Skeletor]

Because none of them were single, they were all married.

Great horns of Hades I'm getting my butt kicked here!
Hope He-man doesn't find out!

[Skeletor]

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
What is it?

[camotoe]

poop???

[Skeletor]

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Nope but I like the way your thinking!

It can be dirty but not that dirty.:wink:

[Skeletor]

TTT :rofl:

[mdewitt71]

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.
What is it?


Funny Money. I had to ask for help on that one. :wink:

[Skeletor]

Funny Money. I had to ask for help on that one. :wink:

Yep!

Alright I'm going to ask He-man's cat Kringer for the next one. He is a wiz at riddles, well as long as he don't turn into Thundercat on me.:eek:

[Skeletor]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[Bowdiddly]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

a river

[Skeletor]

I'm glad I don't have to match wits with He-man. He'd surely conquer me!



Alright here's another........

This is as light as a feather,
Yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?

[Bowdiddly]

your breath!

[Bowdiddly]

What does a lady do sitting down, a man do standing up, and a dog do on 3 legs?

[WOWcham]

What does a lady do sitting down, a man do standing up, and a dog do on 3 legs?

pee:thumbs_up

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

[bowman69]

Stamp.....or explorer address bar.....

[bowman69]

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

[WOWcham]

fire
There was this black dog in the middle of a black road all the houses are black and the moon and stars weren't out. The power was out in this town and a guy whose headlights were out was driving down the road and almost hit the dog but he swerved just in time. How did the man see the dog?......

[fishnhuntr77]

Its daytime

[WOWcham]

what does Dr.fatfinger practice

[Bowdiddly]

[QUOTE=WOWcham;6887803]pee:thumbs_up

Wrong

[Perfectionist]

What does a lady do sitting down, a man do standing up, and a dog do on 3 legs?

Shake hands. :wink:

[hockeynut]

What does a lady do sitting down, a man do standing up, and a dog do on 3 legs?

Shake Hands? or paws?

I need to be quicker with replies.... and stop getting interupted by work things

[hockeynut]

what does Dr.fatfinger practice

Mistyping words? Or medicine? Dunno.....

[Skeletor]

what does Dr.fatfinger practice

Well...............I just better not go there!:wink::zip:

[Skeletor]

pee:thumbs_up

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

I don't know!:confused:

[WOWcham]

proctology
:elf_moon: