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June 10th, 2008, 12:40 PM

June 10th, 2008, 12:50 PM
That thing is headed straight for my Depends.

June 10th, 2008, 12:52 PM
So this is why the blue pill people tell you to go to the ER after 4 hrs:wink:

Fozzie Bear
June 10th, 2008, 12:54 PM
:eek: "This is not the kind of trouser snake I had in mind...but right now at my age, anything will do!"

Fozzie Bear
June 10th, 2008, 12:56 PM
Women in center: "Oh My! Aren't you just a darling. sweet, little kitty?!"

June 10th, 2008, 01:20 PM
women In Center: "oh My! Aren't You Just A Darling. Sweet, Little Kitty?!"


June 10th, 2008, 02:33 PM
Woman on right........I think he is winking at me!!!!

Bert Colwell
June 10th, 2008, 02:39 PM
I haven't seen one that big in 30 years!

Dead Center
June 10th, 2008, 04:36 PM
Oh Fred!
Is that you?

June 10th, 2008, 05:40 PM
Women in center: "Oh My! Aren't you just a darling. sweet, little kitty?!"
ROTFLMAO! :darkbeer:

June 10th, 2008, 08:01 PM
"Either of you gals ever seen a rash like this"

June 11th, 2008, 11:20 AM
euthanasia day at the Queensland assisted living center/wild animal refuge

June 11th, 2008, 11:24 AM
It's hug a senior day at the local old age home.

June 11th, 2008, 11:34 AM
Guy: "Wheres my pills???"

Woman in center: "Whad he say???"

Woman on right: "Is Rusty still in the navy???"

Slippy Field
June 11th, 2008, 11:36 AM

Woman in middle: Dammit Everrett!!!, close up your barn door before Edna has a stroke.

June 11th, 2008, 12:13 PM
I remember when freds was this big before his stroke

June 11th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Look Out Gals! I think my colostomy bag just burst.

June 11th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Where's Edna's toy poodle? He was here just a minute ago...

June 11th, 2008, 07:21 PM
They say they taste like chicken.........:tongue:

June 11th, 2008, 09:29 PM
woman in middle: I have always liked them big and slimy.

4X-24 BOB
June 12th, 2008, 06:42 AM
I thought you said If it couldnt get up,:embara: it couldnt get out !

June 12th, 2008, 11:52 AM
No wonder Old man jones and his trouser snake is so popular with the widows down at the Senior Center. He's just out of sight in a chair of his own.

June 12th, 2008, 03:24 PM
Snake: I didn't realize the three amigos were so old.

June 13th, 2008, 11:13 PM
Women in the middle: Damn, glad they gave me this cup. Think I just pee'd myself...

June 14th, 2008, 09:19 PM
Here's a look at the nursing home's revolutionary new punishment technique for when the residents try wandering away.

"The first time you wander off we show you the snake, the second time you wander off we feed you to the snake. Any questions?"

zmax hunter
June 18th, 2008, 02:30 PM
man on the left....."i dont think i can eat all this, but i'll try"

woman in the middle...."johnny, is that you? you feel so cold, and rough."

woman on the right...."if this thing craps on me!"

June 18th, 2008, 09:21 PM
Snake, "crap I swear this buffet gets worse every day"

June 21st, 2008, 12:33 AM
"Ethel, Ethel, I know you're in there Ethel!!!"

June 21st, 2008, 09:43 PM
women on the right: "damb Ethel, your such a tramp, you'd do a snake if you could get it stiff enough........."

June 27th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Woman in middle............" Damn, and I left my teeth upstairs"

Woman on right........." Please don't poop, Please don't poop"

Man on left..........." And I could be watching SPORTSCENTER"

Virginia Archer
June 28th, 2008, 05:47 PM
Man: Marge that is the best BJ you have ever given!!

June 29th, 2008, 05:50 AM
Haven't had one of these crawl up my leg in years Betsy...