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Bowjoe1972
March 7th, 2009, 09:17 PM
http://www.frogsoda.com/images/captions/intensehunger.jpg

UCNYbowhunter
March 7th, 2009, 10:05 PM
"Sigh! why do they only have diet drinks in here?"

soflanut
March 8th, 2009, 12:17 AM
Does this make my butt like fat?

easyeriq
March 8th, 2009, 12:33 AM
One way to make them exercise. GIVE ME MY TWINKEES

Boonie_Hunter
March 8th, 2009, 02:49 PM
The epitome of the term "Muffin Top"

elkaholik
March 8th, 2009, 11:38 PM
Prime example why lo-rise jeans were a BAD idea

tpoof
March 8th, 2009, 11:49 PM
and I'll tell you want I want what I really really want...

removed1
March 10th, 2009, 04:09 AM
I ...smell... Yuhoo!!!!

XCalibre
March 11th, 2009, 04:27 PM
Give... Me... Soda!!! Rawr!!!

moosetrack
March 11th, 2009, 07:56 PM
if i could only get my hands in my pockets to get my change

bassman417
March 28th, 2009, 05:04 AM
If Im ever gonna make it back to my bottle of water I better stop and get something to drink.

Doc Qbald
March 28th, 2009, 10:40 PM
Police broadcast...

"Attention all units in the vacinity of metro zoo. Be on the lookout for female suspect wanted in connection with kidnapping of three baby albino hippos. Suspect is considered optically dangerous. Approach with caution and twinkies."

Gorax
March 29th, 2009, 12:22 AM
Why they shouldn't make low-rise pants in XXXXXL :twitch:

Ringtail
March 30th, 2009, 01:18 AM
uhhhhhh.......which one's.......

Beamen123
April 2nd, 2009, 11:42 AM
One way to make them exercise. GIVE ME MY TWINKEES

lol I literally busted up laughing at the station reading this one.

yoda4x4
April 2nd, 2009, 01:30 PM
Police broadcast...

"Attention all units in the vacinity of metro zoo. Be on the lookout for female suspect wanted in connection with kidnapping of three baby albino hippos. Suspect is considered optically dangerous. Approach with caution and twinkies."

Doc that was awesome!

David

DDDArchery
April 13th, 2009, 04:16 PM
I like big buts and I can not lie ... you other brothers can deny ........

Dead Center
April 13th, 2009, 04:26 PM
Mmmmmmmm...... Cookies

outdoorattic
April 14th, 2009, 08:51 PM
Get in my BELLY!!

v-hunter
April 15th, 2009, 05:23 AM
Don't know why this song popped into my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140mcWQPGcA

steve_T
August 22nd, 2009, 07:27 PM
noooooooooooooooooooo you mother fu^%er my food got stuck

LiteSpeed1
August 22nd, 2009, 11:55 PM
Prime example why lo-rise jeans were a BAD idea

....Uh...I don't think those are lo-rise jeans. Whatever they are, they must be sewed together with wire instead of thread.

Idahodawg
August 24th, 2009, 03:38 PM
Exhibit "A" for why it should be illegal to make thongs in any size larger than a medium.

KingOfAllThings
August 25th, 2009, 08:21 PM
Come on guys... That's someone's daughter you're talking about.


Or, at least the woman that ate someone's daughter.

s4 shooter
August 25th, 2009, 08:47 PM
Give... Me... Soda!!! Rawr!!!:set1_rolf2::ROFLMAO::R OFLMAO:

spencer1076
August 26th, 2009, 04:32 AM
my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...

gutpyls
August 31st, 2009, 02:30 PM
my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gutpyls
August 31st, 2009, 02:31 PM
are there such a thing as "thong suspenders"??????

Brown&Down
August 31st, 2009, 02:40 PM
"If I don't find something quick, my pants are gonna fall off!"

itchyfinger
August 31st, 2009, 04:15 PM
Low rise jeans are a privilege.....not a right.

Tom@LAS
September 1st, 2009, 01:50 PM
Can you say MOOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOOOO!!!

foxxmoto
September 3rd, 2009, 02:30 PM
why they shouldn't make low-rise pants in xxxxxl :twitch:


hell screw the low rise pants what about the thong they shouldn't make thongs that big. Or they dont have enough cotton to make a full back

Taverner
September 14th, 2009, 05:28 PM
SoooWeeee!!!!!!

Reflexman
September 14th, 2009, 10:09 PM
That is way to much

Reflexman
September 14th, 2009, 10:10 PM
Or ACDC said a ol lotta women or a ol lotta rosie.

Spoon13
September 15th, 2009, 01:49 PM
If I angle this machine just the right way I bet I can see if my shoes are tied.

kickin16
September 15th, 2009, 08:22 PM
"hmmm what should i get...... maybe three of everything!!"

camotoe
September 17th, 2009, 01:04 PM
"shoot...I just dropped a dime."

Spoon13
September 17th, 2009, 01:22 PM
This machine doesn't take dollar bills?!? How do they expect me to get change out of my pockets?? Oh the humanity.

frogclass200
October 6th, 2009, 08:17 PM
Meet the new spokes model for Wal-Mart.

I think I am in love.

chadrish
October 7th, 2009, 12:36 AM
Place your hands on the glass and spread em'

srp
November 2nd, 2009, 02:11 PM
Quick roll her back in the water, I think we can save her.

hoytvulcan
November 3rd, 2009, 07:54 PM
The hips don't lie:pukey:

Irish22
November 12th, 2009, 08:12 PM
that's just not right

Uncle Pecos
November 15th, 2009, 11:47 PM
You know, that might not be a thong. :pukey:

STUDENT-ARCHER
November 16th, 2009, 01:29 AM
suuuuuuuueeeeeeetttt!, they refilled the candy slots!

Sprung
November 16th, 2009, 02:05 AM
"i'm fat because i eat, i eat cause i'm unhappy , i'm unhappy cause i'm fat,
its a vicious cycle.

jampg
November 27th, 2009, 07:57 PM
Please don't let the pants come down...:mg:

ARShooter01
November 30th, 2009, 10:27 PM
put down the roll of quaters and step slowly away from the machine

Southernfryedyankee
December 2nd, 2009, 08:23 PM
OMG they have diet soda NOW I can eat anything I want

texasyakfisher
December 28th, 2009, 04:02 AM
i don't see a coin slot. oh wait there it is.

sroush
December 28th, 2009, 10:19 AM
You know, that might not be a thong. :pukey:

OMG, I think you are right.... I didnt notice that at first

WNYBuckHunter
December 28th, 2009, 10:55 AM
Come on guys... That's someone's daughter you're talking about.


Or, at least the woman that ate someone's daughter.

:mg:

:set1_rolf2:

pabowman
January 9th, 2010, 09:42 AM
It was love at first sight... till she realized the food would someday run out...

brifish
January 11th, 2010, 10:48 PM
If that thong breaks we're all dead!!!!!

Better remember to put some sunscreen on that thing.

I drank all the diet soda and it worked!!!! Thank you soda machine!

DitchTiger
January 14th, 2010, 09:48 AM
I'm not gay but I'll learn.

She's like the deer I like to shoot..... corn fed.

Well you know what they say, if she aint 280# she aint a lady, and whoa whoa whoa, she's a lady.

Did no one notice the stroller she had with her, I'm sure she just hasn't lost the "baby weight" yet. Or that's how she carrys her super duper sized value meals from the local fast food joint around.

That's all I can say, I'm going to go throw up now.

reflex shooter
January 22nd, 2010, 04:56 PM
"If I don't get something to eat soon, I'm going to waste away to nothing"

eraser5
January 24th, 2010, 01:51 AM
This machine doesn't take dollar bills?!? How do they expect me to get change out of my pockets?? Oh the humanity.

No, no. It's "Oh the huge manatee."

prairieboy
February 7th, 2010, 04:27 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

Boonie_Hunter
February 8th, 2010, 10:28 AM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

:pukey:

eraser5
February 8th, 2010, 11:46 PM
But I have a skinny soul! Really! I do!

Blackelk
February 10th, 2010, 01:40 PM
Wonders how thick this glass is?

prc4816
February 10th, 2010, 04:28 PM
and they all said bulletproof glass was overkill... well who's laughing now!

jerseyfirefigtr
February 15th, 2010, 12:32 AM
whoever she had a baby with, is a man who hates his dick

KyKrazy
February 26th, 2010, 04:54 PM
I puked a lil when I saw this!! But, Here it goes!

Watch it jiggle, see it wiggle!

I want my PUDDIN!!!!

Somebody made a Child with this woman! HOW???

Racerblade
March 24th, 2010, 08:36 PM
Dang it! I needed a drink for the deer stand. I'll kill you soda machine!