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    Ain't that the truth! :thumbs_up:thumbs_up

    Ain't that the truth! :thumbs_up:thumbs_up
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    I skipped work on Monday...but it was so that I...

    I skipped work on Monday...but it was so that I could work somewhere else. So I didn't get to enjoy skipping work as much as I should have.
  3. That right there is seriously funny! If the...

    That right there is seriously funny! If the "RK's Post of the Day Award" was still around, you'd have it for sure!
  4. You could be on to something there...the...

    You could be on to something there...the dihydrogen monoxide that comes from my well has lots of minerals in it...:cocktail:
  5. My Doctor Says This IS A New World Record...But I Bet The 'Ville Can Top It

    So I wake up Sunday morning with terrible pain in the right side of my chest. This time I didn't battle Mrs. RK...I asked her to take me to the hospital. As usual, it takes the ER docs 1.5 hours to...
  6. Funny thing is...I'm not sure exactly sure where...

    Funny thing is...I'm not sure exactly sure where along that scar my naval once was... And worse yet, when I woke up this morning, I had a phantom itch in my former navel...
  7. I like ribs AND steaks! And I haven't eaten well...

    I like ribs AND steaks! And I haven't eaten well in nine days...so I am super hungry! Oh...sorry thare Abbs...I got carried away for just a moment!
  8. 1934363 For those who demanded photo proof...

    1934363

    For those who demanded photo proof...
  9. Hey there, Jenn...glad to meet ya! Oh my...

    Hey there, Jenn...glad to meet ya!



    Oh my goodness...that was ages ago! I haven't been back to Vegas in way too long to know! I hung up my liver about a year and a half ago...so no drinking...
  10. Well, howdy there Abigail. You're looking nicely...

    Well, howdy there Abigail. You're looking nicely marbled today. :hungry:
  11. You got it exactly right, Rack Tracker! Hernia...

    You got it exactly right, Rack Tracker! Hernia repair belly button removal!
  12. I'm Back...at least most of me...but I have no navel...

    Yes, its true. At age 53 I decided to do some crazy stuff. Ya know how the younger generation is into weird body piercing and tats? I decided that as a member of a more original generation, I had...
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    Poll: Yes...but without his navel...

    Yes...but without his navel...
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    Poll: Very seriously...looking for that PM!

    Very seriously...looking for that PM!
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    Poll: RK has permanently resolved the BB issue. ...

    RK has permanently resolved the BB issue. Frankly, I don't have one. Seriously.

    Ya know how folks nowadays will pierce or tat anything...So I've decided to have my belly button surgically...
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    DB, we were in about the same place a year ago. ...

    DB, we were in about the same place a year ago. I suffered a hemorrhagic stroke and spent 25 days in the hospital. It has been a long, hard road back to good health and a fully active life, but I...
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    I have a pasture with red clover, and I have a...

    I have a pasture with red clover, and I have a pasture with white clover. Which do you prefer? I won't poke you in the ribs...they look tender enough already.
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    I know pro wrestling pretty well...and based upon...

    I know pro wrestling pretty well...and based upon the character whose photo was chosen...I'm guessing you'd probably actually rather trade places with me...

    So who's gonna be Eddie Murphy and...
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    Well...yeah.... It's not often that the...

    Well...yeah....

    It's not often that the mutants have fresh, young, tender meat just come wandering by...

    Oh...I'm sorry sweetie. Come over and see my clover pasture...
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    Without doubt, Abigail thinks she is a...

    Without doubt, Abigail thinks she is a cow...which is good enough for me. Therefore, she is a cow. At least as far as I am concerned. In fact, I think she's that cow that represents the California...
  21. Founding member. Still around. Not shooting...

    Founding member. Still around. Not shooting very much though....
  22. Thread: Chew

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    I used to chew. Man, I loved to chew. Redman,...

    I used to chew. Man, I loved to chew. Redman, Skoal peach flavor...and my favorite was Camel Snus mellow.

    But now I've retired and hung up my stomach.

    So...Abigail...just how many stomachs do...
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    Good grief, again?

    Good grief, again?
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    Two Saturday Night Live skits come to mind... ...

    Two Saturday Night Live skits come to mind...

    1. The Bad News Bees buzzing off skit, and my favorite of all time...
    2. The Ron Howard hosted skit about the Sylvester School of Speech Therapy.
  25. Well...Ted and I are old buds...but it scares me,...

    Well...Ted and I are old buds...but it scares me, so it probably should frighten you just a bit as well...
  26. This describes me perfectly as well. So after...

    This describes me perfectly as well. So after all this time, tedlebo and RK have merged personalities. Who'd have thought?
  27. Thread: Hey RK!!!

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    Yes, Nana...it is time. Problem is that I'm just...

    Yes, Nana...it is time. Problem is that I'm just not up with the lingo of all these new whippersnapper mutants... :noidea:
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    Apparently, it is time we all relearn our...

    Apparently, it is time we all relearn our respective roles.:secret:
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    What made today a good day? Well...today I...

    What made today a good day?

    Well...today I paid the last of the bills that fell past due because of my January 8 stroke. To catch up financially is a really big deal to me, and there is a real...
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    I may need the Queen's permission first, but I...

    I may need the Queen's permission first, but I think I'm in!
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