August 5th, 2011, 06:45 AM
Friday lighten the mood
IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG: Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English,and three flag burners, . FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE
I have discovered there are two sides to every argument. First and foremost, is my side, then there is the side thatno reasonably intelligent,informed,sane, and self respecting person could possibly hold..Bob
August 5th, 2011, 06:50 AM
Please let me know when you are planning a litter of pups cause thats a damn good bloodline you got there!!!
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August 5th, 2011, 07:14 AM
Crap! I was going to ask how much he costs!
August 5th, 2011, 10:36 AM
I'd be more than happy to dog sit.
August 5th, 2011, 10:38 AM
I already have three females in need of a man dog...
When can you come out?
"Im a Dapper Dan man"
August 5th, 2011, 10:43 AM
August 5th, 2011, 10:52 AM
I see your dog isn't a crap eater. He hasn't bothered obama!
August 5th, 2011, 06:53 PM
Originally Posted by citrus
You want to keep him around dont ya?
Jeeze.. Dont poison the poor critter.
"Im a Dapper Dan man"
August 5th, 2011, 07:06 PM
Originally Posted by cynic
August 5th, 2011, 07:41 PM
LMAO! You are right!
Originally Posted by Soocom1
August 5th, 2011, 10:47 PM
Can a dog legally run for President? I hope so!
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~An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
August 6th, 2011, 12:08 AM
Well, at least Animal Control can't claim that it happened because your dog wasn't trained.
"Huh, dude...I think we got hit by a big boat...Hey, quit bogarting the bowl, dude...why am I wet?..." -hdracer
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