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    Friday lighten the mood

    IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG: Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English,and three flag burners, . FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE

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    Please let me know when you are planning a litter of pups cause thats a damn good bloodline you got there!!!
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    Crap! I was going to ask how much he costs!

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    I'd be more than happy to dog sit.

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    I already have three females in need of a man dog...

    When can you come out?
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    I see your dog isn't a crap eater. He hasn't bothered obama!

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    Quote Originally Posted by citrus View Post
    I see your dog isn't a crap eater. He hasn't bothered obama!

    You want to keep him around dont ya?

    Jeeze.. Dont poison the poor critter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG: Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegals wearing Obama tee shirts, four Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, ten Zynga programmers, five phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English,and three flag burners, . FOR THE LAST TIME...MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE
    Hahahaha..... ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soocom1 View Post
    You want to keep him around dont ya?

    Jeeze.. Dont poison the poor critter.
    LMAO! You are right!

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    Can a dog legally run for President? I hope so!
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    Well, at least Animal Control can't claim that it happened because your dog wasn't trained.
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