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    Lightbulb Lexophiles - a lover of words

    Lexophiles - a lover of words

    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish . . .

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . . . .. then it hit me


    To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.

    When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.

    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.

    The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married . . . They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a . . . dead giveaway.

    If you don't pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name . . . and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.

    You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.

    A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

    When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.

    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.

    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . .. jog your memory.

    A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . . . it's your Count that votes.

    When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds

    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.

    He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.

    When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . she thought she'd dye.

    Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
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    Good one Dick! Those are aweome!


    He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.



    I have one of those, just wish mine even came with film!




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