April 8th, 2012, 05:26 PM
The No Exercise Diet
Did you know you can lose weight without exercising, without taking pills, and without being hungry? Find out about how eating a vegetable can change your life.
The commercial is a catchy one. There’s a blonde dressed in jogging shorts and a tank top, moving to the beat of music as she follows the steps to the latest dance/exercise video. She looks great, with a wide smile and an enviable figure. The routine looks enjoyable with fun little dance combos, a couple of twists and twirls, and they’re even playing a song off your favorite CD. So what’s the problem? The problem is that as you sit watching the commercial, you’re busy popping potato chips in your mouth.
Yes, it’s time to go on a diet. You’ve known it for quite some time, but you can’t seem to get your butt in gear. Maybe it’s because diet has become a curse word to you. It entails nothing fun. It means eating foods that aren’t your favorites. It means being hungry. And worst of all, it means exercise.
They don’t call you a couch potato for nothing. You admit it. You like to curl up on the sofa and watch TV. You aren’t even sure if you own a pair of jogging shoes, and if you do, you certainly can’t remember the last time you went jogging. Maybe you even think that exercising on a diet would throw your body into complete shock since the closest thing you get to exercise is pulling out that bag of potato chips.
You’re not alone. Across the globe, people long to lose weight the easy way. Perhaps that’s why diet after diet seems to appear almost every day. Atkins diet… low fat diet… Weight Watcher’s diet… LA Weight Loss diet… the list goes on. The bottom line is that we lose weight by cutting calories. The best diet is a diet that simply limits the number of calories you take in. You will still lose weight on a diet even if you don’t exercise.
“But wait a minute,” You may say, “I don’t want to be hungry, and I don’t want to give up my potato chips.” You don’t have to. What would you say if I told you that I know of a no exercise diet that allows you to eat what you want in moderation?
You might answer, “I’ll still be hungry.”
No you won’t, thanks to Hoodia Gordonii. A cactus-like plant that grows in the African desert, this vegetable has been consumed for centuries, mostly by Bushmen who needed to ward off hunger during long journeys. Now, it’s finally available to the public. This amazing product will make your diet an easy thing to stick with since you will no longer be hungry. This plant keeps you from being hungry by tricking your brain into thinking you’ve already eaten. No more binging on potato chips… no more extra servings of pizza. You won’t have the desire to eat much, and without really ever going on a diet, you’ll lose weight safely and easily. Featured on 60 Minutes and Today, this product will change your life.
April 8th, 2012, 05:29 PM
your other post made me laugh, this one is not near as funny
April 9th, 2012, 01:08 AM
Ephedrine and caffiene, work much better than African plants, and fyi.
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April 9th, 2012, 09:25 AM
when is this person going to get banned? ECA stack with DCP and LX here swag running it for 30 days. loving it so far.
April 9th, 2012, 11:01 PM
How to sit on the sofa watching TV eating high fat foods and have washboard abs by Mark Sisson;
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