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    Southern pick-up lines

    " Honey, you look finer than a new set a snow tires."

    "You're as purdy as a speckled pup on Christmas mornin'."

    "That there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I'm thinkin' I can see myself in them britches a little later."

    Any additions to the list?
    You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~ James D Miles

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    Your eyes are as blue as winder kleener. Lol!
    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

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    "hey sis, you got plans tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueyes View Post
    Your eyes are as blue as winder kleener. Lol!
    Never heard that one before!

    Quote Originally Posted by yougoteem View Post
    "hey sis, you got plans tonight?

    Wow! Lmao!
    You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~ James D Miles

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    So when is my baby due?
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    and would it really be a southern line talking about snow tires?
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    Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

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    Are your parents ******? Cuz you sure are special

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    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

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    I know I'm not no Fred
    Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
    bed-rock.

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    I can't find my puppy, can you
    help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap
    motel room.

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    If yer gunna regret this in the
    mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

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    "This family reunion sucks, wanna go play hide the sausage in aunt Susans van?"

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    "Hey doll, can you spare a pinch of copenhagen?"

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    Lol! Out here this one is my favorite. Pardon me for starin darlin. I just got lost in your eyes. Lmao!
    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

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    " i normally dont sleep with big girls, but damn this moonshine is good."

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    If it dont workout we can still be cousins
    "You cant believe everything you read on the internet"
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    Is your daddy a thief, cause he stole the stars an put them in your eyes.

    Can you help me? I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

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    Dang ya'll, I live 'in the south' and those are not our pick up lines....must be from up north...
    Welcome to Tennessee....Patron state of shooting stuff

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    You need to try some lines like

    Hey babe...wanna drive my big truck? You can sit in my lap and I will help you.

    Wanna sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Damn baby, you are as pretty as a deer in the headlights

    You want to? Alright....

    Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
    Welcome to Tennessee....Patron state of shooting stuff

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    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
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    "Sugar, did you have you some lucky charms for breakfast? 'Cause you look magically delicious."
    You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~ James D Miles

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    "See my friend over yonder? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
    You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. ~ James D Miles

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolutecool View Post
    dang ya'll, i live 'in the south' and those are not our pick up lines....must be from up north...
    x2!

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    Quote Originally Posted by absolutecool View Post
    You need to try some lines like

    Hey babe...wanna drive my big truck? You can sit in my lap and I will help you.

    Wanna sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Damn baby, you are as pretty as a deer in the headlights

    You want to? Alright....

    Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
    I like it. Probably would have not worked on my wife tho lol
    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

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