Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 58

Thread: Southern pick-up lines

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    The Hoosier State
    Posts
    10,276

    Southern pick-up lines

    " Honey, you look finer than a new set a snow tires."

    "You're as purdy as a speckled pup on Christmas mornin'."

    "That there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I'm thinkin' I can see myself in them britches a little later."



    Any additions to the list?
    "The good thing about being a pessimist is you're either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.."


  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    4,840
    Your eyes are as blue as winder kleener. Lol!
    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Missouri
    Posts
    2,756
    "hey sis, you got plans tonight?

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    The Hoosier State
    Posts
    10,276
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueyes View Post
    Your eyes are as blue as winder kleener. Lol!
    Never heard that one before!

    Quote Originally Posted by yougoteem View Post
    "hey sis, you got plans tonight?

    Wow! Lmao!
    "The good thing about being a pessimist is you're either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.."

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Halfway between here and there, WI
    Posts
    5,838
    So when is my baby due?
    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Halfway between here and there, WI
    Posts
    5,838
    and would it really be a southern line talking about snow tires?
    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

  7. #7
    Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

  8. #8
    Are your parents ******? Cuz you sure are special

  9. #9
    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

  10. #10
    I know I'm not no Fred
    Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "
    bed-rock.

  11. #11
    I can't find my puppy, can you
    help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap
    motel room.

  12. #12
    If yer gunna regret this in the
    mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Evansville, IN
    Posts
    650
    "This family reunion sucks, wanna go play hide the sausage in aunt Susans van?"

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Evansville, IN
    Posts
    650
    "Hey doll, can you spare a pinch of copenhagen?"

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    4,840
    Lol! Out here this one is my favorite. Pardon me for starin darlin. I just got lost in your eyes. Lmao!
    "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Evansville, IN
    Posts
    650
    " i normally dont sleep with big girls, but damn this moonshine is good."

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    1,430
    If it dont workout we can still be cousins
    "You cant believe everything you read on the internet"
    -Abraham Lincoln-

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    central Kentucky
    Posts
    6,633
    Is your daddy a thief, cause he stole the stars an put them in your eyes.

    Can you help me? I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
    >>>---------->
    oldschoolcj5

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Located exactly 42.75 mil
    Posts
    7,588
    Dang ya'll, I live 'in the south' and those are not our pick up lines....must be from up north...
    Welcome to Tennessee....Patron state of shooting stuff

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Located exactly 42.75 mil
    Posts
    7,588
    You need to try some lines like

    Hey babe...wanna drive my big truck? You can sit in my lap and I will help you.

    Wanna sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Damn baby, you are as pretty as a deer in the headlights

    You want to? Alright....

    Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
    Welcome to Tennessee....Patron state of shooting stuff

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    The Hoosier State
    Posts
    10,276
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
    "The good thing about being a pessimist is you're either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.."

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    The Hoosier State
    Posts
    10,276
    "Sugar, did you have you some lucky charms for breakfast? 'Cause you look magically delicious."
    "The good thing about being a pessimist is you're either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.."

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    The Hoosier State
    Posts
    10,276
    "See my friend over yonder? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
    "The good thing about being a pessimist is you're either always proven right, or pleasantly surprised.."

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Freeport, Florida
    Posts
    142
    Quote Originally Posted by absolutecool View Post
    dang ya'll, i live 'in the south' and those are not our pick up lines....must be from up north...
    x2!

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Halfway between here and there, WI
    Posts
    5,838
    Quote Originally Posted by absolutecool View Post
    You need to try some lines like

    Hey babe...wanna drive my big truck? You can sit in my lap and I will help you.

    Wanna sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

    Damn baby, you are as pretty as a deer in the headlights

    You want to? Alright....

    Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
    I like it. Probably would have not worked on my wife tho lol
    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •