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    Mutantville Bank and Invevestments

    The Mutantville bank is now open.

    Send me your money and I will invest your money in beer and potatoe chips with the odd investment in my cable bill.

    Also accepting college funds of those kids that you know aren't going.





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    Sorry, I got all of my money tied up in an investment for the next two weeks with a Somolian Prince who needed transportation to get back to his country. But after he makes me wealthy beyond my wildest dreams, I'll be glad to add you to my portfolio.

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    Love it !!!!!!!! ROFLMAO
    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saskquatch View Post
    The Mutantville bank is now open.

    Send me your money and I will invest your money in beer and potatoe chips with the odd investment in my cable bill.

    Also accepting college funds of those kids that you know aren't going.

    Hey Saskquatch,

    There's these guys from Africa that keep sending me email saying they will share millions of dollars with me if I easily help them out with some banking information. Looks like you could use their help more. I'll go get the links and be right back.

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    a little shy of cash until i get my Russian bride in the mail. they wouldn't send c.o.d.

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    I'm also offering a free calender with every investment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saskquatch View Post
    I'm also offering a free calender with every investment.

    Do you get a different year than the one shown? I already copied and printed this one..

    I'd like something beginning in 2100 if you got em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaSpawn View Post
    Do you get a different year than the one shown? I already copied and printed this one..
    For you.....


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    gee thanks....((twitching))

    Quote Originally Posted by Saskquatch View Post
    For you.....

    how'd you know I did 12 yrs in catholic school?!!

    nuns are mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saskquatch View Post
    The Mutantville bank is now open.

    Send me your money and I will invest your money in beer and potatoe chips with the odd investment in my cable bill.

    Also accepting college funds of those kids that you know aren't going.

    In a word, Saskquatch, NO!!!!!
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government..

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    Lol Saskquatch.

    Btw, how can we use the Mutant bank unless you give us your Bank details?

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    Sas, I hear your cry for help. The intoxication of money has you in its dirty, green grip. It haunts you in your dreams and lingers in your mind when you're awake. The smell of it. The wanting and desire for it. For more and more and more. The continual schemes to acquire every last penny on the face of the Earth. I see your suffering and my heart goes out to you.
















    I think there is a 12 step program for this unquenchable thirst you have regarding money......



























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    I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

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    Where's our old bookcooker Recordkeeper been hiding himself lately anyway??+
    Welcome to the Jungle!

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    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

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    Reaper Woods Monster XLR8

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    lol!

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