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    Man sues BMW for 20 month woodie!

    Man takes a four hour ride and has a 20 month erection. Who needs Viagra when you have BMW motorcycles?



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    Well, he won't win, he put an aftermarket seat on the bike. He'll probably wind up suing the seat manufacturer though.
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    He only filed the lawsuit to brag to everyone
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    Now wait a second. He has a 20 month long erection and his complaint is that he can't engage in sexual activity? What happened, did the four hour bike ride make him unattractive, too??
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    The best line from the article:

    "the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake."

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    Quote Originally Posted by reflex shooter View Post
    Well, he won't win, he put an aftermarket seat on the bike. He'll probably wind up suing the seat manufacturer though.
    And he's suing BMW. Doh.

    He should just sell the seat to someone who wants a 20 month erection and make money that way, or do an endorsement deal with the seat manufacturer.

    The suit certainly represents an anomaly, though. Sitting, especially on bicycle seats, tends to cause impotence not tumescence.
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    Reading this as I am about to strap on my helmet and hop on my BMW for the ride home....
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    The teenage middle school connotations here are endless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retrieverfishin View Post
    Reading this as I am about to strap on my helmet and hop on my BMW for the ride home....
    Bad luck to ya! Or good luck, if you need Viagra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retrieverfishin View Post
    Reading this as I am about to strap on my helmet and hop on my BMW for the ride home....

    "strap on" and "BMW" would seemingly be opposite approaches according to this story.
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