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Thread: Killed this buck last year cause HANES tighty whiteys....

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    Killed this buck last year cause HANES tighty whiteys....

    Last November, I killed this nice buck because I wear HANES "tighty whitey" underwear while I hunt. I know that without those Hanes "tighty whiteys" I would have never killed this buck. Thats why more hunters are wearing HANES "tighty whiteys" and you should too.

    Here is the proof....





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    well i hope you are not hunting women with those nuttcutters on. are you trying to get laughed at?? lol
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    You are supposed to put the underwear you used on the deer's neck. Me? I prefer joe boxers.
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    better then free balling it i guess
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    Do you wear them over or under your pants? Gotta know the details...
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    Pretty funny, you need a disclaimer that you are in no way endorsed by Hanes Tighty Whiteys.
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    Do they draw bucks in better with or without the skid marks?
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    Just picked up a pair!!! Thanks for the tip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolandd View Post
    Pretty funny, you need a disclaimer that you are in no way endorsed by Hanes Tighty Whiteys.
    He has one. Look down by the pic.
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    Lol, try the boxer briefs this year.

    I've got proof they work to kill deer and are much more comfortable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSLegacy View Post
    He has one. Look down by the pic.
    Haha missed that, perfect!
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    Worst attempt at sponsorship ever.
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    Would the solid browns one work? Or do I need to dip them in camo? I gotta know so I can get a biggin this year!

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    Can they make us jump like MJ too? I could save a lot of weight if I could leave my Muddy sticks at home.
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    An added feature is that they are easy to cut through with a pocket knife. Last year I sharted on the way up my ladder to my stand. I was able to climb back down and use a pocket knife to make a cut at my left hip and then my right hip and then used the tighty (no longer) whiteys to clean up before settling in for my hunt. Under Armour would have been too hard to cut through! I just know my tighty whiteys will enable me to kill a big buck this year!
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    Hey scrape,

    Have they been RN and FBI approved?
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    They work for both 2 and 4 legged hunting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IL-Gutpile View Post
    An added feature is that they are easy to cut through with a pocket knife. Last year I sharted on the way up my ladder to my stand. I was able to climb back down and use a pocket knife to make a cut at my left hip and then my right hip and then used the tighty (no longer) whiteys to clean up before settling in for my hunt. Under Armour would have been too hard to cut through! I just know my tighty whiteys will enable me to kill a big buck this year!
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    To me Hanes tighty whiteys are just as important as my bow, wont leave for a hunt without them. And they gotta be white, that way when you kill a monster and **** yourself you can hang the tighty whites with the skid marks on the bucks horn when its mounted on your wall
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    And dont forget ladies, there's Hanes Her Way.
    No Granny panties here.
    Form fitting to your curves (or rolls) for the ultimate in scent control and trophy buck attraction! Ol' Sad Daddy will come arunnin'!

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    Some strange threads on here lately...

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    Do you fart in your tighty whities or hold it?

    What if you have to crap?

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    You all wear underwear? Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong, guess I'll give it try this year too.
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    I actually prefer to go comando!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel Pro View Post
    Do you fart in your tighty whities or hold it?

    What if you have to crap?
    They are built to handle even the most extreme sharts.
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