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    endless story game

    I post the begining of the story and everyone else adds to it



    Here it is


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    sorry accidentally hit enter

    Chuck Norris is walking through the woods when he sees

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    another thread with the same plot...

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    ....and tries to round house kick the other thread, but slips in the mud and falls face first in the muck, where he is pounced upon and eaten by a grizzly bear.......
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    Inside the grizzly he finds Timothy Treadwell and strikes up conversation...

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    Chuck say " In retrospect, do you think living with grizzlys was a good idea?"
    Lo there do I see my father Lo there do I see my mother ,my sisters,my brothers
    Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning
    They bid me take my place among them, in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever

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    To which he couldn't reply as the grizzly had...

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    eaten too much fiber and in a sudden contraction of abdominal muscles, Timothy and Chuck were shot through the bear's colon...

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    and were met down in the dark sewer by Mr Hanky, who welcomed the visitors by...

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    saying....Hiiii....Deeee....Ho ooo....boys and girls. Did you remember to brush your teeth and wash behind your ears?

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    However, most agreed this was a strange thing to say when looking up from the bottom of a sewer at a bears butt.......
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    however the end of the story seemed to be close at hand, but...

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    someone needed to finish the "paperwork".....
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    and it was found to be lacking so...

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    things were put on hold until . .

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    someone bathed the bear.....
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    in cod liver oil and...

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    brushed his teeth and combed his hair........
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    and gave him a brazillian...

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    ....however, the bear, not knowing what a brazillian was, decided he had had enough....
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    as soon as the hot wax hit his tender private...

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    ...area around his toes, and the candle lit his fur on fire.......
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    and it smelled really awful due to...

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    the bear grease he was using to slick back his hair,,,,,,
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    to look like an Elvis impersonator, that had ridden...

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