HOOD.....your lying.....remember back to your first 3200...or heck your first ride into town....you pee'd off all those omaho boys with your archery shop....and who did you call to come to your defense.....
ya thats right hood....i still got that pm saved.....you were begging me to help get you off the hook
than, after i saved your butt for the first time....it got to be like a every other day occurance.....
i started telling myself.....OBT, what in the _______(insert your word of choice there) are you doing with this hood......your going to gain 1 friend...and lose hundreds.....and you know what hood...true'r words have not been spoken....
yes sir ree dee doo.....me and apple picked you up at the airport....and i said to apple....if that guy over there .....and apple said no bowtie, that dude cant be the hood....i said, your darn right....cause he just got off the back end of the bong...and it must have been a SUPER BONG.....and apple said you wait here BOWTIE...ill go over and talk to the guy....and if its the hood, ill give you the nod....and we can just leave him, i wont let him know who we are.....and sure enough, apple went...gave me the nod....and i started sneaking on out of that airport....and how the heck you did it...ill never know....but the next thing i know....you and apple are jumping into the avalanche and barking orders to me...."HEY BOWTIE, TAKE ME TO CLAXTONS" i want to see this place....
well hood....its been a journey with you....from watching you and the dingo both try to outdo the marines.....only to be left passed out by the pool.....to watching you put lure apple into heat exhaustion, only so you could get a victory in the barn....ill never forget watching you shoot that first 299 with me and apple....and apple say to me....this guy really can shoot indoors....to making you do it again and than you came right back with the 300 vegas round....standing there barefoot, no shirt and dripping wet from jumping in the pool......ok, hood, im going to admit it now to you.....after all these years....that first 299, you know, where i called that arrow out....it really was in.....thanks for the points spot and the signed one
than hood, how can i or anyone else ever forget your time on the mic at the IOWA PRO-AM...i think everyone learned something that day....some more than others.....
now hood....ive watched you get more screen names on here...from robbyhood.....to hood.....to the hood......to i be the hood.....to i dont know how many more.....and i must say....i have gotten more pm's about you...folks asking me to translate....or asking me to step in and whoa you down.....to folks telling me that i can kiss off and leave town and be sure to drag you along with me.....and through it all hood....its a journey i wouldnt give up....and id do it all over again.....just cuz you be the hood
glad to call you friend hood...but no...i aint sharing your peace pipe...not now...not ever.....and yes....i drink alone...ive seen what drinking with you gets a person.....and im alergic to penicillin
so i guess we all have 3200 more to look forward to....
carry on hood...cuz you be the hood