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I need to blackmail or otherwise force some preferential treatment my way. I thought about bribery but I'm too poor....... that's my story anyway and I'm sticking to it.
I keep hearing about Alien-Z landings and I'm getting more than a bit impatient AND jealous. It's a good that the birth place of virgin Aliens is on the wrong coast. :ninja: I'd be hiding in the bushes in wait to kidnap a new born........ Or posing as a shipping driver.... or an employee......
Maybe I'd just hold up a delivery truck. I can imagine the headline and story... "UPS truck load of Aliens kidnapped!". The driver said that Robin Hood or someone dressed as Robin Hood approached the truck. The driver abandoned the truck when "Robin Hood" started screaming/chanting at him, :rant:"give me all your Aliens and a couple S4's". :madgrin: The driver said "Robin Hood" appeared to deranged. The driver of the truck is being held for psychological evaluation and for transporting aliens. It's illegal to ship people without a permit."
Does anyone know if there' a shop on the east coast with an order of Alien's en route? Preferably with a few hours of Richmond, VA but not too close.:zip:
I need to blackmail or otherwise force some preferential treatment my way. I thought about bribery but I'm too poor....... that's my story anyway and I'm sticking to it.
I keep hearing about Alien-Z landings and I'm getting more than a bit impatient AND jealous. It's a good that the birth place of virgin Aliens is on the wrong coast. :ninja: I'd be hiding in the bushes in wait to kidnap a new born........ Or posing as a shipping driver.... or an employee......
Maybe I'd just hold up a delivery truck. I can imagine the headline and story... "UPS truck load of Aliens kidnapped!". The driver said that Robin Hood or someone dressed as Robin Hood approached the truck. The driver abandoned the truck when "Robin Hood" started screaming/chanting at him, :rant:"give me all your Aliens and a couple S4's". :madgrin: The driver said "Robin Hood" appeared to deranged. The driver of the truck is being held for psychological evaluation and for transporting aliens. It's illegal to ship people without a permit."
Does anyone know if there' a shop on the east coast with an order of Alien's en route? Preferably with a few hours of Richmond, VA but not too close.:zip: