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FRIENDS VS OKLAHOMA FRIENDS


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Always bring the food.



FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ASS that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.



FRIENDS: will visit you in jail.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you saying “Boy we sure messed up this time”.



FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home



FRIENDS: have you on speed dial

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: have your number memorized.



FRIENDS: Are for a while.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Are for life.



FRIENDS: Might ignore this.

OKLAHOMA FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their OKLAHOMA Friends.



Which one are you?
 
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