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Below is an email I sent my wife giving her a heads up that I was going to buy another bow and didn't want any lip:


Hello my lovely, understanding wife….:)

I know yer busy but me wants to ask ya sumpin. I was cruising around at lunch on an archery sight and the good Lord led me to a real good deal on a bow…….. Shhh….quiet down….I know I just bought one a year ago, but this one is an upgrade to a newer, much smoother and quieter bow and it won’t be much more money than what mine is worth when I sell it.……you’re my reason to live….without you I’m like underwear without elastic………a bra without support………Levi without gas……I could on forever but I know you are an emotional woman and I don’t want to get you to sobbing over all this romantic stuff while at work.


Her Reply:

Honey you know I’ve never cared about you gettin new toys. I reckon u could keep a sweet talkin me tho…cause its perty nice. U jest member that I love u with all my heart!

lovely


Anyway....feel free to copy and paste this if you are planning on making a big purchase.....it's been proven to work.....not sure if you have an 11 year old son named Levi with gas but you can delete that part.
 

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Thats not what my wife would reply back with..... I would get banned forever if i posted what she would say...LOL
 

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bud with a reply like hers i don't think she would have minded any way though it is funny and smart of you to do that first. I wouldn't be able to post what my wife would say.even with the sweet talk attached. you should also probably take her out to dinner. thanks for the advice though
 

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She's a good woman for sure.....God has blessed me with her......She figures as long as the bills are getting paid she don't care what happens.
 

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If you send emails like that to your wife all the time, she will never give you a hard time over buying anything. That is what I do, works all the time. Plus it helps if you take the trash out and give her a kiss for no reason on a regular basis. Just sayin.
 

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I figure it's better to be up front about a big purchase rather than hide it anyway.....I spoil her too...so it goes both ways.
 

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"Ask the wife for permission?" Are you smokin crack again!? What is this world coming to? When did you start wearing women's underwear?
Com'n man, quit giving us men a bad rap. Here's what to do: Take off your skirt, man up, and tell her what you're going to do, rather than ask her, like some hen-pecked sissy boy...




JK... I couldn't resist. :wink:
 

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You boys got me curious now...lol
 

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I have a 2009 Hoyt SuperHawk and just purchased a 2010 Elite Z28...haven't received it yet....any thoughts on differences between the two bows?
 

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You know I was just teasing...
I learned long ago that if "mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy..."
aint that the truth..besides..ya know the difference between a pitbull and a woman with pms?...

"lipstick"

:)
 

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Seems too safe.. Maybe she's setting you up for a $350 blender?
 

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Momma had been wanting one of those new washer and dryers for some time and she got them a few months back......then ol dad sat back and figured he had some leverage come bow season.
 
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