I can't believe that any human with a double-digit IQ believes Hoyt's ads to mean "You can dryfire it thousands of times. Here, let's start now."

Who the Hell would actually believe those ads are saying that? :confused3: Just like the idiots who rant about Hoyts being run over. It sure isn't telling you to, just showing that normal use will never hurt it. It's meant to give you peace of mind, not convince you to do something you know you probably shouldn't.
OP, don't dryfire it. You probably won't, but you could still bend a cam, break a spacer, bend an axle or snap rigging. None of those are good things. In the few times I've personally done it I've seen zero damage, but it's still quite probable.