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You replace things on your setup that dont need replaced.
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you sit on AT ALL DAY!!
you spend so much time with your hunting buddy that you start calling him "honey":embara:
your wife says"look at that deer." and you quickly say "65 yards"
you hug your wife and kiss your bow at the same time. my buddy treething knows what i'm talking about.
you spend 9 hours on the road to shoot for 2
you spend so much time with your hunting buddy that you start calling him "honey":embara:
your wife says"look at that deer." and you quickly say "65 yards"
you hug your wife and kiss your bow at the same time. my buddy treething knows what i'm talking about.
you spend 9 hours on the road to shoot for 2
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Your darts from a league ur on have blazer vanes....:cheers:
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You get busted going 80mph on the freeway and u say "But Officer, I was only going 117.36 FPS.......
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You get your wife to shoot, just so you can play with another bow....
You think what you can do to your bow to make it "better" at work more then what your doing at work.....
When your wife says "I think you may get lucky tonight" you think she means she will retrieve your arrows....
You put pictures of your bow in your family portrait.....
You catch your wife cheating on you with another man and your more concerned about him touching your bow while you were gone....
You have a name for your bow....
You mention your bows name while making love to your wife.....
You think what you can do to your bow to make it "better" at work more then what your doing at work.....
When your wife says "I think you may get lucky tonight" you think she means she will retrieve your arrows....
You put pictures of your bow in your family portrait.....
You catch your wife cheating on you with another man and your more concerned about him touching your bow while you were gone....
You have a name for your bow....
You mention your bows name while making love to your wife.....
if I could only get as lucky as #3
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You start using cash so your wife doesn't say "I've been looking at the debit card statements and can't figure out what a protech is"
You tell your wife a 2005 AR 37 is an investment cause the company is extinct.
You hang you bows on hangers while your clothes lay on the floor.
You buy a new truck based on how well your hardcase fits under the back seats.
(BTW is it a lie to tell your wife "protech" is the brand of starter you had to put on your Suburban?)
You tell your wife a 2005 AR 37 is an investment cause the company is extinct.
You hang you bows on hangers while your clothes lay on the floor.
You buy a new truck based on how well your hardcase fits under the back seats.
(BTW is it a lie to tell your wife "protech" is the brand of starter you had to put on your Suburban?)
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You weigh EVERYTHING in grains
You name your child after a bow and arrow(Mine is Easton Hoyt)
You have a 3-D range in your backyard and only have a 25 yard shot
Your wife responds to a deer grunt
Your 3 year-old son an identify a turkey,elk moose, and deer sounds but can't count past 3
Your 3 year-old son falls asleep watching Realtree Roadtrips
Your 3 year-old son hunts the cats in the house with is bow that shoots foam balls and acts like he is on a hunting show
To get the cat to stop so he can shoot them your 3 year-old son shouts Mannt!!!
You know your 3 year-olds draw length
You name your child after a bow and arrow(Mine is Easton Hoyt)
You have a 3-D range in your backyard and only have a 25 yard shot
Your wife responds to a deer grunt
Your 3 year-old son an identify a turkey,elk moose, and deer sounds but can't count past 3
Your 3 year-old son falls asleep watching Realtree Roadtrips
Your 3 year-old son hunts the cats in the house with is bow that shoots foam balls and acts like he is on a hunting show
To get the cat to stop so he can shoot them your 3 year-old son shouts Mannt!!!
You know your 3 year-olds draw length
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addicted
buy your wife a diamond for x-mas, and it isn't jewelry (last year)
you can remember all your 3D scores for the year, but forgot your anniversary
your 9 year old misses school to hunt moose and the teacher understands
to improve their scores your kids think they should be shooting Fatboys
can name the make, model and arrows that all your buddies are shooting
buy your wife a diamond for x-mas, and it isn't jewelry (last year)
you can remember all your 3D scores for the year, but forgot your anniversary
your 9 year old misses school to hunt moose and the teacher understands
to improve their scores your kids think they should be shooting Fatboys
can name the make, model and arrows that all your buddies are shooting
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When you sell your extra black rifle gear to pay for upgrades to your bow ...
When you buy a press and all the other gear to work on your own bow, cuz you don't trust anybody else to work on it ...
When you have your wife hold of dinner so you can shoot just one more round ...
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When you buy a press and all the other gear to work on your own bow, cuz you don't trust anybody else to work on it ...
When you have your wife hold of dinner so you can shoot just one more round ...
:cheers:
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When you read thread's like this one.
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And can associate with most of them
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GUILTY!!!!!!:embara::wink::tongue:
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